It's like when Sideshow Bob was running for Mayor and used ads denouncing Mayor Quimby for letting crooks like Sideshow Bob out of jail.
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"That's different! They're white!" -his inner monologue
He immediately whataboutism'd BLM protests, so... yeah it was outer monologue too.
The problem is that hypocrisy doesn't burn them. Logic doesn't matter.
You'll find conservative women against abortion who had an abortion, because "for them it was different".
You'll find them yapping about taxes and "big crime families" but when trump does it "he's just smart and using the system like everyone else".
You'll find them fed up with "giving away free stuff", when they all do sovcit shit and dodge taxes because "fuck biden or wtv".
They have upper class money, but for them it's different, "they aren't rich" and "daddy technically didn't even help".
Theyre all losers who think all their problems are caused by other people.
You'll find conservative women against abortion who had an abortion, because "for them it was different".
My favorite article was about some privileged women who were shocked when they found out that when abortion becomes illegal, they can't have abortions anymore.
Because for them, they were called "terminations". I couldn't make this up.
And then they had the gall to proclaim that they would have been the ideal people to show the importance of the matter. Of course, a matter is unimportant until it affects you, the privileged one.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/27/us/abortion-women-tfmr.html
Zero empathy or reflection. Kind of impressive.
Yep. They lie and lie about what an abortion is.
Pleasantly surprising to actually press even that hard during an interview. Interviews should be forcing candidates to explain themselves.
Can we get the actual clip?
CNN Post with video. Quote starts at 1:07 mark
I've never heard this guy talk so hearing his voice...
I mean, I'm not saying that I've ever talked to a couch fucker but....yeah, the voice sort of says couch fucker.
There’s a reason that rumor spread so effectively
The author of the tweet never even tried to claim it was true, either. When the couch thing blew up, they even specifically said that it was just a joke. You’re exactly right, though. There’s just something about Vance that makes it seem believable.
Well, if you've read any of his Hillbilly Elegy, it fits. He does this weird oscillation where he talks about his humble roots, and then is incredibly condescending towards anyone in a similar situation.
Apparently he's better than that now.
He could talk about how he was so desperate he fucked his couch. But then, once he had money, he was able to attract an actual woman. He still occasionally fucks a couch, just for nostalgia, but all those other people who are still fucking couches are sad and gross.
It would blend right in.
Lets call it what it is. He fucks underage couches. That makes him a rapist. He's a couch rapist.
He read of therapist couches and messed up the spaces in the words
Lol, that's good
Is he an analrapist?
I've never asked so I can't say for sure that it's not impossible, but I've personally never heard a couch speak. Therefore, I'm not sure any couch is capable of consent. Ergo, all couch fucking is couch rape.
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Vance's eyes look like the soul has vacated his body long ago
"well, you know... That happened three, ehh four years ago!"
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The interview equivalent of stepping on a rake.
Is that crickets I hear? Heh wimp womb Vancey Pants.
Remember: they choose to go on CNN et al