Funny

I've got 2 of everything just in case. Dirty dishes can't pile up if they don't exist.

Excuse me, it goes: Fork->Knife->Spoon->tea spoon.

I don't know what this is but it's certainly not in keeping with the lord's way.

We're a family of three with a 19 year old, so our cutlery drawer looks just like this unless we ask him to bring all the dishes from his room.

I was so bad at keeping on top of washing my dishes in Uni that I absolutely decided to have exactly 1 plate, cup, mug,and each cutlery. Can't have more dirty dishes than you have dishes.

See, if I had that guys place you would find these 4 utensils in the sink because I'm a monster

He dishwashes daily? How inefficient.

I did this for a few years and it was amazing.

OP is a fancy one with their actual silverware. When i was a bachelor, it was box of plastic forks, box of plastic spoons, and box of plastic knives.

you can honestly get by with just a spoon. need a butter knife? use the spoon handle. need to jab something? just scoop it instead. need to cut something? just cook it a little more so it gets soft

lol two spoons and a fork, what a waste. i only use one spoon for everything.

edit: ooh i get it now, they have a significant other who sometimes visits. (big spoon, small spoon)

I have 4 of each just in case I don't feel like doing the dishes today

Did they borrow these from a restaurant. I just find it more menacing to just buy 1 of each, searched online and I can’t find a single reasonably priced utensil set that only sells 1 of each in the set.

Replace the fork and spoon with a spork.

Fewer utensils to clean!

You cannot convince me this man is not a serial killer.

This is me. It's perfectly fine until something, somehow, goes missing.

No pie server - what kind of barbarian is this?

That's more than enough. I've survived for long with just a knife and a fork. A good knife works as a second fork.

It's all he needs

premature optimisation

Dude clearly not a big fan of steak.

Been there done that

He never has dishes

One too many spoons but perfect otherwise.

He is not your friend, he is just keeping you around for a time when he can't find some else and feels the urge to kill again.

I did this once, it was bliss.

Is your friend Bill Dauterive?

I actually love this. It’s clean organized and simplified!

Seems inefficient having to wash everything every time? Not sure. But it would irritate me to have to do that rather than doing more, once, at the end of the day.