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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FBI needs to pay attention to that man's search history...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Thinking the exact same thing. Wouldn't be surprised if he already isn't allowed within 50 miles of a school.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago

Incel Pedos telling on themselves. They can't seem to help but say they are some of the worst pieces of shit.

Quality post OP.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (4 children)

the arguably cooler sounding "Spinster"

You spin me right round, baby, right round...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wasn’t spinster some old school slang in like the 1920s or something about women who didn’t settle down right away? Or am I hallucinating

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

It's quite a bit older than that. 1800s, I believe? A "spinster" was a women who got a job spinning/weaving fabric, which was one of the few jobs women were allowed at the time, and they were paid for it! Very well, iirc.

So a woman earning her own income and able to support herself, not being required to marry in order to live comfortably.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes, and well before that too. It meant an unmarried adult woman over the age of _____. (Here is where the discrepancy lies.) It was always true for an elderly woman. But could sometimes be applied all the way down to age 30, especially if you go far enough back that you were expected to be married in your 20s. (And if you weren't, there must be something wrong with you.)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well I’m unmarried, female and in my mid thirties and there’s definitely something wrong with me. I now identify as a spinster.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You don’t even know how much I spin

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

My great grandmother's wedding certificate lists her as a spinster, at the ripe old age of 19. This was a little over 100 years ago, in 1914

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Don’t forget the queen spinster, Spindarella!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Like a record baby

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Coreofmidas does deliver some gold once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

When does one become a crone? Or is that for specifically when you forsake society to live in the wilds?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Be the Crone your heart wants you to be. Pointing a shaking finger while muttering at your enemies helps

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Get outta my swamp you kids!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Crone is more about personality

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

When you Luigi assholes like this, but with herbs and magic. Bonus points if you can poison with mushrooms, as that thematically fits both crones and Luigi.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I hate how there's always some bizarre new term people are using for weird and bad reasons. "Foid". I can guess it's some weird demeaning term for women but still what the fucking fuck.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's short for "Femoid", which is itself short for "Feminine humanoid".

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah that's what I figured. Bizarre all around. "Femoid" was too long for these pricks.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

No, it was too respectful towards women.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Soon enough it’ll get shorted again to “fud” or “fu”. The devolution of man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cant have words longer than their penis

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Can't speak to every state, but over here Firearm Owners Identification cards are 9-years expired when they turn 19

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it's babe and after that it's milf

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

"Leap milf" is just an alternative definition for a cougar

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wasn't there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don't actually have any children?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

still milf, M for Mature

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Woman needs to be old enough for her kids' friends to think she's hot to be a milf.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, for some women, that might be as early as 25

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Do I hear a banjo?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she's a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You don't need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Accidental compliment to a bunch of forty-somethings.