hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh
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you gotta appreciate the effort though
And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.
I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.
Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites
if you also cut the larger triangles in two and do it all very precisely, you can cut the pizza into 24 triangles of roughly the same size
Gasp... That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.
Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.
Wait, you can make cool shapes with a pizza laser? I've just been using it for that delicious burning pizza smell...
Some people like the burnt laser cheese taste but I'm not into it. I prefer to use my laser to add grill lines to my burgers the way BK does to the whopper before microwaving it.
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This guy maths.
Its glorious!
Okay as a Chicagoan I'm inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.
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I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.
Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.
Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬
Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.
Make your jokes if you must but know I'm scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉
I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.
Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine
probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)
I googled it and nothing interesting appeared
for me there was one image that was somewhat interesting... nothing too exciting though
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DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn
Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?
Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.
Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?
You were warned.
Upvote for the warning
sexagrams
Isn't that just OnlyFans?
That's not a pizza, its an Israeli bomb disguised as a pizza because they suspect you of being a Hezbollah member
Fuck Israel (specifically its government) , but leaning into the myth that "Israel" and "Judaism" are the same thing only helps them.
Its in reference to the Israeli flag, not Judaism
i think thats why they said theyre afraid
In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.
maybe they read it but ignore it because they don't want to take the effort?
Just like how Amazon drivers don't read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷♂️
I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they're not reading special instructions. It's a sweat shop.
Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.
I have two (2) signs asking people to please not knock, and I also always put it in my delivery notes. Doesn't matter, people still knock lol
As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.
And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.
Is that pizza kosher at least?
IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.
It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.
Is this that pizzagate I've heard so much about?
Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!
Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?
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