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[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 months ago

hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Beat me to it. Sorry, stoned me to it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I googled it and nothing interesting appeared

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You were warned.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Upvote for the warning

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

sexagrams

Isn't that just OnlyFans?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

Make your jokes if you must but know I'm scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just like how Amazon drivers don't read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they're not reading special instructions. It's a sweat shop.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I have two (2) signs asking people to please not knock, and I also always put it in my delivery notes. Doesn't matter, people still knock lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that pizza kosher at least?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Is this that pizzagate I've heard so much about?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?