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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a mercenary army and topple governments.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought you said it couldn't buy happiness?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

heavy is the purse that bears this kind of coin

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I work at a bakery, which means that I can give people free food when we have extras or when something gets a little banged up.

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but godDAMN is surprising people with free food one of the best feelings in the world.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

giving folks delivering stuff cookies is a similar joy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. I was imagining something that was in a hat form.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I burst out laughing at this

Thank you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Laugh while you can monkey boy! I remember when I laughed at selfie sticks. Give this a few years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

👁️👄👁️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Need a little robot hand that you can control with a remote.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Can do voice control for all apps and system on iPhone, at least

Or use a second phone with an “air remote” (second phone touchscreen becomes trackpad)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Excess money cannot buy happiness. Up until the point of excess, money certainly buys happiness and comfort.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This negativity is bumming me out. Lemme throw money at you until you stop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Me too! I am such a negative person! Where's my money?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things. Things can fill the aching void in your spirit, and that is like happiness.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My wife bought one of these a few weeks ago, and yeah, she's pretty psyched about being bundled up in a blanket and still able to use her e-reader.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My Steam Deck was literally so I can game while being 10 feet away from my computer!

I can game while under a blanket too. It makes me really happy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I need dis

Also:

Truly an aspirational life.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I never got the point of eReaders tbh. I mean sure, they look exactly like paper n stuff, but what's wrong with ur phone?

I read on my phone with a black background and white-gray text. It's really comfortable, and I don't need to buy and charge extra devices. Really curious to know why you guys don't do something like this.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

E-ink is just genuinely incredible. As you said it looks like paper which is nice, including needing an external light to be read at all lol. Feels easier on the eyes than a phone.

They use no power at all except during page turns, so battery life lasts for like a month.

Screen is much larger than a phone and the device is also a lighter weight. I find it more comfortable to read for longer sessions.

Overall they’re just nice. That being said mine was a gift, I’m not sure if I would get another one tbh. I usually just read physical books still lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Phones increase eye strain. Books don't. Books, though, suck at changing the text written on their pages, so an ereader is the best of both worlds.

If you don't feel the eye strain/don't read for too long at a time, then a phone is generally better, yeah. But it's a nicer experience to use an e-reader, in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I grew up reading paper books and I don't like how narrow my phone is, or how reading for 8+ hours at a time drains the battery so much so quickly unless I attach a tether to it to charge while I read (I don't like the sensory feeling of that phone charger dragging over my body as I shift in bed). Phones also provide too many "quick gratification" distractions like apps and social media. Also, as I get older, I have to increase text size because my eyes already sucked before aging got to them, then they got worse, and large text on a tiny phone screen is ridiculous.

eReaders have better battery life and a bigger screen and are easier to read in full sun without glare washing it out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Technology Connections did a really good video a few years ago explaining how e-readers and eInk works and what draws people to them. It's really informative, goes over a bit of the tech history of it, roughly how it works, and whether it may or may not work for you.

https://youtu.be/dhRgw0HfrYU

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Removing tracker: https://youtu.be/dhRgw0HfrYU

Love Technology Connections!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if it works for, you, no need to consider an eBook reader. But my eyes get fatigued really quickly if I'm reading on a normal screen, but the eBook reader screens are effectively fatique free.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

They also don't use much energy. You can do a lot of reading on one charge.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Battery on my e-reader lasts months, no distractions/alerts, it's a bigger screen so I can use a increased size font without destroying the layout, I can load a few GB on there without taking space from apps on my phone, and more comfortable to hold for long periods especially if I've been on the phone often that day already. Phone is a pixel 5, e-reader is a Kindle 6.8", and I have a cheap old 10" tablet for reading comics and scientific papers, but I haven't been using that as much for comics since Amazon killed comixology.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You've gotten a few replies from people who are talking about e-ink, which I can't comment on without having used an e-reader, but I nearly universally prefer to read things on a screen bigger than a phone. I guess it'll depend a bit on your phone's screen size (mine is on the small side for recent phone generations), but it always feels like the screen is closer to my face than I want, the font is too small to be comfortable, and/or I can't fit enough on the screen. Plus the aspect ratio of modern phones is very tall, meaning each line of text is pretty short which is kind of annoying for long-form content like books. If you have a big 6.5" screen that's similar to a small e-reader's screen size anyway then I guess it might not be as much of an issue though!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I get the short lines issue. It's especially a problem for me for books with figures in them (like textbooks). Too much of scrolling necessary there.

For normal mostly text based stuff, it's alright for me. But again, I do have a large-ish phone. So ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm light sensitive and suffer from migraines. The eye strain and fatigue from back-lit screens is real for me. E-ink is so much easier for me to read.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ah, so u have an LCD screen? Have u tried OLED screens? There's no backlight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The downside to that is that you have to be reading white text on black background, otherwise it's the same as if it was backlit, and the text itself is lit up. E-ink displays require external light sources.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I use both lcd and oled. While oled is better, it's still self lit vs lit from an outside source (like paper and eink). That self lit portion is what bothers me after awhile. And yes I use dark mode with blue light cut and pretty dim screen.

My wife, meanwhile, has the light of a thousand stars in the palm of her hand, and it doesn't bother her.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

My wife has one of these. I'll round the corner to find her curled up in a big mound of blankets with our cat and dog, face illuminated by the e-reader floating in front of her face.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone tell this person about audio books! She'll be ecstatic!

(This was said in jest; I neither believe they give the same experience, nor prefer them)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had a audio book where the as author was reading it. And they SUCKED at reading. Just incredibly distracting ways they say specific words. How they end sentences with "uh" and "um".

It was one of the few times I got a physical book over the audio version.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

At the dubbing studio I work at, we sometimes record audiobooks. Usually, it is done by professional voice actors, but occasionally, we have an influencer that wants to record it themselves.

We just sigh, and work 3 times as long for a result 10 times as bad. They do pay, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Money does not bring happyness, however it enables you to buy things that allow you to experience moments of increased happyness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Money cant buy happiness but antidepressants and estrogen arent free (sadly)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

When someone is so rich that it makes you hungry.