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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 112 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That's absolutely a stack of tool boxes and crates.

Post-scarcity society that can turn energy into matter and engineers will STILL stack random shit in the lab instead of making a proper mount.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Extra funny since they could just replicate the perfect mount just as easily

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

He could but Geordi knows if he starts down that path he'll spend all day picking the right texture and infill pattern.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are filled with rocks as is procedure for testing unknown phaser weapons.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

smacks phaser

"That ain't going anywhere"

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nice to see the Brazilian engineering traditions of gambiarra and "extreme go horse" are still used in the future

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

They don't teach you that at the dastrum institute

[–] lime@feddit.nu 15 points 1 month ago

it's more fun that way, get off my ass!

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It's actually a plastic cart, those solid looking parts are drawers, that I believe swing out. My parents have one in black, coincidentally. I've noticed it a couple times.

[–] nnullzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Looks like Festool tool carts

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

Look boys, a space anomaly! Wow. Never seen anything like it. Let's drive our spaceship full of families and children right into it! Probes? No no no no. The whole ship!

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

The same place they tested that completely unknown device that exploded lightning and nearly killed Data. So the next step they took was recreating the condtions and making it explode again to zap Data because he enjoyed the feeling of a near death experience.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look it's fine, they pointed it AWAY from the warp core, what more do you want?

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's either pointed directly at the warp core OR directly at Data's chest

[–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Data’s prolly into that shit

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That's how he learns to dream

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should we stand directly behind the tests? Should we do this in the cargo bay? Should we be behind some sort of protective screen?

All questions Geordie did not ask.

Also looks like the devices are just sat on top of boxes.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where did they get those boxes. I've never seen them on the show before.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Definitely moving boxes. Probably geordies own. Hasn’t unpacked yet 😆

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

But they used a level 9 containment shield! Klavin! The shuttle bay would have been a smarter choice but that warp coil mock up cost a LOT of money and they were damn well using it!

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a lot worse than just next to the warp core too. It's pointed directly at it and there is absolutely no backstop to that tiny target save for the core itself.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

You've got it backwards. The phaser's pointed directly away from the warp core, so the safest possible direction. Geordie's at the phaser end, and Data's the one relying on a tiny little target getting hit and using his own body as a backstop.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What could go wrong? It's not like inertial dampeners ever stop working. People never get shaken around or thrown out of their chairs.

Shit's stable.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Only one crisis per episode please. Thank you, universe

Science doesn't progress without a few hiccups along the way.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

To be fair, the warp core is heavily shielded. That's still pretty wild though.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wasn't Geordie brainwashed by Romulans at that time?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

True.
That's why he behaved extra normal.

Did we ever found out which of the Romulans had that affair with him (that supposedly happened on Risa)? I bet the brainwash tech only went so far & someone had to do the rest manually.

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Is it me or does the boxes holding the phaser look like a printer?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago
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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Every so often a scene like this shows up to ruin my competency porn.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

And with scanning equipment everywhere around, the thing itself was brought aboard particle by particle via the transporter.