this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You do what with your cows???

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fully satisfied? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I can't speak for all of them, but the one looking at the camera looks pretty satisfied.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Whatever is needed

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Nothing says prime dating material like calling women heifers. I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.

Lib has only been going on for what, 50yrs or so? After centuries of bullshit and borderline slavery. Too soon.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nothing says confidence and humor like calling women heifers in the context of cows. I think it's fun and in good humor but I guess some people can get butthurt over it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weeds out the butthurt people immediately. Life's too short to take yourself seriously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly. He'd have to cross that bridge eventually.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Weird way to phrase it, but yeah it's potentially a green flag.

Or a red one when you find out he's not fucking joking! Schrodinger's Flag?

Half green, half red when you find out he means he likes his ladies large?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yea there's a potential for a red flag in there for sure.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Well there, pilgrim, seems like you got a chip on your shoulder, wah-ha

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's master bait.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.

Stop attacking random people. I haven't done anything to you.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I found who he's looking for:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Such a good era for cartoons!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Spoiler: he’s actually just looking to buy another cow

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is a fetish going on here, but I'm not sure which.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in yo moma