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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

See, I've seen this do the rounds, and it always loses me before Saddam, because let's be honest, if you're into knees you're clearly more respectable than being super into ass. Weirder, for sure, but more respectable, in an old timey, strangely prudish way.

[–] ScoobyDope@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is definitely a time in history when someone masturbated to the thought of a bare shoulder.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And that time was in middle school, and the someone was me

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, sweet summer grandpa...

Nah I'm in my 20s, that's just what happens when you are super horny, aren't ashamed of it, but also don't know what sex is.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t want to be respected for being into ass.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I want to be disrespected for being into ass 🫣

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Same girl same

[–] nyancatec@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I want to be disrespected for being ass

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

give me my 30 minutes back

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Knees definitely need to be a bit darker. Who the fuck has a thing specifically for knees?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know, but my dad definitely didn't want to explain this scene to me when I was a kid.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

ok so

I just watched that and why 2 pairs of knees?

am I missing the joke?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know.

My dad explained it to me as "men like long legs" and that's all the context I have.

If you figure out more, I'd long to have the context myself. I never really got those movies.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can you elaborate? I might fit that criteria.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

Every time.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a friend of mine made a comment about appreciating calves and that threw the whole chat off kilter

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Calves are an eyebrow raiser? Lordy. What's the world coming to when we can't openly discuss nice calves. When I say I love legs, I mean the whole leg.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yah. I’ve heard/seen of calves implants, I feel like the trend started a few years back.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Archeologists: "This was probably for ceremonial use, in fertility rites".

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2024 Twitter screenshot, ew.

Petition for the mods to ban X screenshots

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 17 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I give my brother shit because he's far left progressive but still spends all day on Xitter. His excuse is that Xitter isnt making a profit so he's hurting Musk a tiny bit every time he uses it...Yeah, I didnt buy it either.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Have a counterargument to give him. He's the product, and his service is giving fascist trolls someone to argue with, and fellow "leftists" someone to come to X to see. He's encouraging other people to use the site, and they're watching ads and buying checkmarks.

Also he's encouraging governments and politicians to stay, and letting the media be controlled by a fascist.

It would be a lot less profitable if the site was only bots. He's subsidizing the bots.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Forget profit, it doesn't matter. What does matter is that choosing to stay on twitter only legitimizes it.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Xitter isn't meant to make a profit directly, it's a loss leader to gain government influence so he can make real money through government contracts via Space X, Starlink, etc

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tell him he's dreaming.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

They're profiting off your data, alright

"The local grocery store is run by a neo Nazi, but they're worried about going out of business so if I shop there I'm costing them money!"

[–] AmericanIdiot@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Thousands of years developing pattern recognition and we use it for shitposts. Peak evolution

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 9 points 2 weeks ago

Ankles so scandalous!

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The best part is scrolling my feed for that unexpected conclusion.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sadaam Hussein is blocking the view

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let the man enjoy his front row

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

but i wanna enjoy hot feet

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Quality crossover

[–] Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lol this is pretty clever, how he's hiding there