Nihilistic fruit
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Meh…
Painfully, I'd assume
Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤
Tree fall maybe?
Jaywalking.
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
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Too many pineapples
Ouch...
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
exit 0
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
Asphyxiation
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
I don't think its widely used anymore
I've seen Monty Python before.
My character makes a sandwich. I reach for the peanut butter...
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
Dunno
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Edit:
Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
Alcoholism.
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
hmmm...
In an accident.
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
It will be a hell of a party!
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
Very painfully
SUPPLIES!
Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.
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In some sketchy den with a khajiit
High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
Too much taco bell
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
In a squeezer