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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Vet med is like this because they don't really make specialized equipment for every animal. Was on a tour behind the scenes at a zoo and they used a traffic cone to administer anesthesia to a seal.

They don't make masks for anything besides dogs and cats and making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

they creamed thems.. Sad

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

they used a traffic cone to administer anesthesia to a seal

But enough about my bachelor party!

making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

But also extremely cute. #WorthIt

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

But also incredibly adorable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Vet med is like this because they don’t really make specialized equipment for every animal.

... So, if this thing isn't a dedicated small animal anesthetiser, what am I looking at?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A small animal anethetiser which can fit a variety of small animals, not just one :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are vet masks. They are generic and come on different sizes. The largest one can fit several small animals. The smallest ones are for cats and tiny dogs. I think the largest one they make are for horses and cattle. But they have special fittings for straps. This ones are rubber ring ended so they are easier to use to makeshift a tiny gas chamber.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We used a rigged cookie jar in my lab before small animal surgery Haha

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no, Dr Robotnik captured him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

From the moment Dr Robotnik recognized the weaknesses of his (the hedgehogs) flesh...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

All good until You accidentally push the "smoothie" button.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hedgehog dust. Don't breathe this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

now I've got the will it blend theme in my head

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Mommy, why is my smoothie all red and pointy?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wouldn't call cactus fruit particularly exotic.

I typed this and then remembered that there are people who don't live in a desert.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

He's hogboxing

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We smokin hedgehog out of a glass pipe, blowing the lord's bubbles

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're smoking that Casino Night Zone chaos emerald, you piece of shit! The za got me jumping on missiles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We straight gassin, cuttin straight to the hedgehog. Ha ha, this shit ain’t nothin to me man.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

"You know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever. The war is still coming, Charles."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Is this how pokeballs are made?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Free your mans? Do people actually talk like this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Yes. See post for example

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Racism not welcome, please vacate the premises.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Out of pure ignorance: what is racist about that comment? I don't understand, could you possibly explain it to me so I know better?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What the other guy said. This is definitely a common phrase with AAVE, thus, asking the question, "do people really talk like this", would imply that the asker is considering the poster to be inferior in some way. The racist piece being that it's pinpointing a dialect spoken, typically, by a specific race and calling it dumb.

I was sort of being sarcastic but lemmy users are a special sort and definitely can't read that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I read it more as ignorant and rude than racist. Like, if I said "all y'all ought to do blah" and was questioned on it, I'd assume the questioner just hadn't been exposed to folks with that dialect.

Or like how my brother would make fun of people with a Boston accent while he was a tourist in Boston, getting directions from someone with a Boston accent. Ignorant and rude.

Of course, I'm white AF and my primary exposure to AAVE is online, so I might be totally missing subtext/context/supertext. Also my brother is an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As best as I can tell, and it’s a bit of a stretch, the implication may be at “my mans” stems from AVE, and therefore asking if people talk like that translates to being racist.

I don’t agree with the thought process or conclusion, but that’s the best I got

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They do this for a lot of small animals. My vet has a little cage with an adjustable top you can push down to reduce the volume, that they use for small animals

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's pretty terrifying. You can see the somewhat muted apprehension on his face mixed with a hope that he will be out of it soon.

Of course, I'm putting human emotions onto an animal, but that's just because I can easily see myself in such a situation where I'm politely asked to step into a room and face a wall for a brief moment...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Just in case, anesthesia != euthanasia

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh god! I genuinely did make that mistake. I was wondering why this morbid piece was being treated so lightly haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I experienced your descent into madness. I think I might need some coffee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yea my brain definitely forgot what anesthetize meant for like 3-4 seconds when I first opened the picture and it made me sad.. Then I was like wait no that's different. Then I was like but yea you could probably use this for the other thing too. Then I remembered the video youtube recommended to me about some guy that built his own gas chamber for cats out of a cooler and got sad again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

what the hell happend here?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Animals experience the same emotions as we do.

It's just their understanding of the situation that might be lacking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My second paragraph was mostly just to excuse myself from mapping human emotions onto animal facial expressions.

He genuinely might be having the time of his life but we can't read him properly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sea urchins being named after hedgehogs, now this. My knowledge about hedgehog related things has greatly improved this week.... as for when I can use such knowledge, idk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We just put them in The Box™

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My question is why they anesthetize hedgehogs. Sick hedgehog? Smack with brick, get new hedgehog. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

edit: lesson learned - poke the hedgehog fans, feel the quills!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Are you like learning things when people don't find smacking bricks on cute things agreeable?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

First the baby wombat thing and now this smh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm learning what having no sense of humor looks like.

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