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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Social security numbers should be PGP public keys. The government can host a key server, and that way anyone can generate, upload, or change keys easily.

Plus, it would mean everyone has to learn how to use pgp crypto, which would mean we might actually be able to make the web of trust a reality. πŸ™‚

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

And is also required to be sent to Banks and other organizations that are historically terrible at cybersecurity.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've had mine stored safely in an old wallet in a random drawer somewhere in my house for... My entire life at this point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

I have only once ever had to present my card. Sits in a bankers box in storage somewhere, I think?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mom laminated both mine and my sisterβ€˜s card back in the 80s and we’ve never had any issues with it at all. I opened my first bank account after high school the bank teller lady looked at it and said β€œwow that is clever!”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My old card was laminated, that and a birth certificate. Dmv refused to take either because of the lamination.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Does the lamination make it impossible to see the watermarks? Because that seems like a legit reason to reject them. Even if the system is flawed with this restriction πŸ™ˆ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Been there, done that (not American, similar scenario, different card). I felt the person at the counter wasn't in mood and was trying to make my day worse. Just saying "You legally have to" and if not they won't budget, "I would like to speak with your superior".

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Americans: WE DON’T WANT ID! IT GIVES THE GOVERNMENT TOO MUCH POWER!!

Also Americans:

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't get it twisted, we don't want to have to use the stupid social security card as ID, either. As a matter of fact, if you have one that's old enough it says "For Social Security and Tax Purposes -- Not For Identification" right on it.

...But every organization in the country, including the government, now uses your SSN and SSN card as a form of identification anyway, and will randomly demand to see the card itself as "proof."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Canada went the opposite direction - it is now impossible to get an SIN (SSN equivalent), and if you forget it, you have to go to a government office for them to print out a sheet on standard letter sized paper that clearly states to memorise and destroy it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But then it appears on all my tax documents that I'm supposed to keep.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

the instruction to destroy it is so people cannot demand it as identification like US does.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I mean this system makes so much more sense imho.

A random string of 9 numbers is hardly ID.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but a lot of those americans who don't want a simple national ID system are idiots. Some of them are delusional "it's a sign of the beast!!!" people who should be put in a camp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

...And possibly appropriately, those types of people will take your national ID system precisely as the overture to putting them in said camp in the first place.

For the record I'm not against a universal ID, but given that your de facto ID is your driver's license and that's explicitly handled by the states anyhow, I find any actual implementation unlikely.

Furthermore, you can also get a US passport card which acts as a government backed nationwide ID already.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Just put it in a baseball/pokemon card case. Easy enough to get out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

You've made a classic blunder, OP. I have your name and social security number now!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your SS card is a joke. You can flush it down the toilet. If you need a new one it’s like a 5 minute visit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Uh... Americans have a lifetime maximum number of reprints.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

My understanding is that it's printed on such flimsy paper as a sort of identity loss protection. If you lose it somewhere it'll degrade quickly to the point it's unusable, hopefully before someone else tries to use it. The downside is, of course, that if you don't protect it with supreme care, it will also degrade to the point it's unusable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I keep mine in a plastic sandwich bag

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think my Dad has mine filed in a drawer somewhere. I've literally never once used the actual card.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

New York State requires you to present the actual card to get a license (at least in some circumstances). It was a whole ordeal for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You ever had a job? Every job I've had wanted to photocopy the original card along with my ID

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

I've never had to present my SS card or a photocopy of it for any job. They of course ask for my SSN as they legitimately need it, but that's it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never had a job ask for it. The most they've asked for is two forms of id and I used drivers license and passport.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That's true, they just want two forms of ID and I've never had a passport. Good point.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, actually, you should lock it up in a safe deposit box or a fire safe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Learn from my mistake: fire safes can become humid mold machines. Air them out occasionally and use dessicants. I lost a passport that way. It made my throat close up to just handle it.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

And it can be protected by a card sleeve like people use for trading/sports cards, this way it's not a permanent protection.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It took me 45 mins at the social security office to get a new one. It ain't that serious

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

:pinches bridge of nose:

I'm reminded of talking with bright eyed product guys at work.

It's not enough to cover the happy path. You have to consider all the edge and corner cases, too. Sometimes people don't have all the documents they "need" to get a new card. Every hoop you jump through takes a toll, emotionally and in opportunity costs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Do it without an id or address. You can't get an id without an address and you can't get the card without your id or birth certificate which you also need an id and address. You can't get a job without an ss number. So if you don't at least know your number, then you're fucked.

Hardmode: you don't know where you were born

Impossibe: you don't know your legal name.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (8 children)

My mom laminated mine. Never had an issue.

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