Washington, Oregon, and California as Canadaβs 12th province. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and the northern 20% of Illinois and Indiana as the 13th.
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2025
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Which is all part of the EU. Sign me up
Why not? I would vote yes to allow Canada into the EU.
Is Canada having issues with sovereign autonomy? Why even sit at the table?
How about the US just becomes provinces 14-64? I'll gladly take anything else.
You want more convoys? Ingesting the US will give you nothing but cancer. If it's not a city or a suburb, you're just absorbing indoctrinated fascism. It's pervasive.
Yea, I'll take the top 20.
Mexico can take the bottom 30
Nah sorry we're not taking the red states. They can be their own Christofascist hell elsewhere.
make a list of the ones y'all want we can work out a deal
Can I raise you the proposal of Canada and Jesusland
this looks like a dragon head with cat / dragon torso and cat legs
Indeed, I like that map.
Alaska needs to be integrated though, don't want another Kaliningrad.
So just all of new england, the pacific northwest and California.
California already goes to Denmark though
TΓΌrkiye is gonna be pissed.
Wouldnβt mind it one bit
At a minimum any states bordering Canada, including those bordering the 4 Great Lakes shared with Canada, should get a vote of which country to go with.
Pennsylvania is 100% included, and honestly if Indiana and Illinois go for it despite being on the βwrongβ Great Lake, Iβm not going to complain.
You can give us Buffalo any day. I love that city so much.
The EU πͺπΊ is more than welcome to include Canada π¨π¦ as the 28th member state π€
I mean we did kinda get our asses kicked in 1812 after we started a war the president would later say we were unprepared for.
New update just dropped
One hell of a trading block and the EU GDP would leave the MAGA fucks in their dust trail.
Ya know, when you put it that way
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Pun intended. Get rocked.
That doesn't look as absurd as it might seem at first!
especially once the north pole melts
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Might be some geographical issues (perhaps of the ocean variety) with this proposal
new caledonia and french guiana are laughing it up from the southern hemisphere
Well, Ireland is separated from the rest of the continent by ocean. Canada is just a slightly bigger island, slightly further away...
There is French territory just off the coast of Newfoundland too (see Saint Pierre and Miquelon), also Denmark is right next door because of Greenland. So while still pretty far fetched, there is some precedent for European territory in North America.
Canada shares a land border with Greenland on Hans Island.
Ireland is separated from the rest of the continent by ocean.
The Celtic Sea is not an ocean.
By that logic then Vancouver Island isn't an island because the Juan de Fuca is a strait not an ocean
They didn't say Ireland wasn't an island because of it... But, for the record, Canada isn't an island anyway so... Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
I wasn't awake when I wrote that but I still think they meant to imply it doesn't make it an island. Poor reader here I guess.
Maybe canada can be the first member of a post-European EU. I guess we'll need a new name.
Cyprus is already the first non-European EU member.
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