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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

That "Sigh..." when she realizes she'll actually have to type the word like a caveman.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Is this from the signal group chat?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

bomb Japan

OK done

Yepan
Jamen
Sigh..
Yemen!

oh.. umm
let's keep the messaging tight on this one

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I wish my stepdad was this supportive

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Maybe read the message before pressing send?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Why shuold I do thst,?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

why would anyone do that

edit: i mistakenly didnt make any mistakes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It's the only time you will, even auto correct will work flawlessly for you when ~~your~~ you're intentionally trying to make mistakes by typing large and complicated words.

Edit: it still can't fix your to you're

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

My phone will correct ducking to fucking but if I want to type ducking I have to correct it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It can, but only when it's incorrect to do so.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can't seem to learn this. I'm so used to being able to edit messages post sending them that I just use the send button as a save command. Type something. Ctrl S, go back and edit.

It's dumb, but I still do it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I never had that problems. My messages are always perfect on the first to-do.

(This is a joke. I intentionally didn't fix my autocorrect.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I do this very often on Lemmy as well because I used to have trouble with the app I use (works great now) but when it first came out accidentally clicking the wrong button would sometimes crash it or knock me back to the page before or my home feed. Then I'd realize I lost 2 paragraphs of text I typed and I'd say well fuck if it's long enough that you don't want to find that exact comment again to respond to and type it over, it probably wasn't worth typing anyways. (Which unfortunately decreases interactions for users on the site, which ultimately hurts how many active users we end up with.).

Now I'm just making excuses for myself being feisty with my keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Last message shoulda been "don't mind the flag", like porky pig just giving up on what he wanted to say originally

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Iggity-iggit-ig-ig-ig-uhhh, don't mind the flag.

That's actually a real strategy that stutterers use to get around hard phrases, they just rephrase what they mean.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is so wholesome!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Water boy Cajun:

“You can do it!”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"Homeiswhereyoumakeit."

"You like to see homos naked?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Wrong movie, same spirit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ehbehdeenodat!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yes I do >:3

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Autocorrect just bailed on her lmao

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

(Cyberpunk sting plays)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Autocorrect only works when you use the enter or spacebar. Sending a one word message is just asking for it

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

In the words of waltz: 👊🇺🇸🔥 punch and burn the flag.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Upvote for Vessel avatar

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Your girlfriend's daughter is drunk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

good sport old pal

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At least she's not trying to figure out how to get pregananant!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Pomegranate

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I'd be more than glad to ignite that flag.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Top notch banter.