Couch Fucker: Denmark isn't doing enough to keep Greenland safe!
Reporter: Safe from who?
Couch Fucker: From us of course!
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
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Don't call him that it's disrespectful.
Disrespectful to his victims that is, he's a "Couch Rapist"
Why does he look like a New Vegas NPC?
Oblivion NPC
General Zod wore it better, makeup and all.
Denmark = the flawed boyfriend who knows he's been letting her down and is trying to fix it.
Greenland = the pretty girl who is tired of her boyfriend's behavior, but wants to make it work because he is trying to improve.
America = the nice guy incel who who used to be Denmark's best friend and thinks he has a chance with the girl.
America doesn't understand that Greenland isn't interested. America doesn't understand that Greenland isn't her boyfriend's property. America doesn't understand that Greenland is her own woman with her own hopes and dreams. She's nothing more than a pretty girl he wants to boost his ego. She keeps telling him that she's trying to work it out with her boyfriend and even if they decide to break up she still doesn't want to be with America.
America = that's just your boyfriend talking. I know you want me.
Proceeds to harrass and stalk her wherever she goes with unwanted advances and ignores her rejections. Makes alphamale threats toward Denmark who is just standing there like "please respect my girlfriend's boundaries."
Tune in next time when we find out if America decides to cross over from stalking and threats to rape and murder or if he finally accepts the rejection.
Canadians used to be your besties. Backed you in your BS wars. Had your planes land in Canada during 9-11. We opened our homes to you. We did what Canadians do, made sure you were all fed and looked after. That’s what Canadians do.
I'm Danish.
Fuck you, Trump! Greenland does not belong to you.
American politicians are a disgrace I find it hard to understand how people can be paid to lie, destroy diplomatic relationships, victimise veterans and what will be collapse the economy
Obscene wealth. All of these people have sold their souls to billionaires.
And while PP now denies it, he IS on board with the filth and hate enveloping the U.S. VOTE in the most important election of our lifetime. Do not be complacent as the population to the south of us were in their last election! Even their people are warning us.
Alberta : I chose to ignore that
Then choose to ignore your healthcare, free speech, and education. And be drowned in lack of critical thinking. You amaze me. You call everyone sheep. And yet you deny science. You deny inoculations that saved children from polio, small pox, and measles. And due to people refusing measles vaccines—here we are again!
... not sure if you're mad at me or Alberta.
I apologise if I misunderstood your post. As you can tell, I’m a very passionate Canadian. (hence the spelling of “apologise”)
all good
checking in from J.D. Vance's hometown. fucker has no connection to reality. city council logs from early 2025 show his mom, of Hillbilly Elegy fame, demanding they do some shit to acknowledge the boy and his little adventures in governance.
I can't get over the toddler face he has. It's so fitting for his personality.
Empty suit, empty fake uniform.
Why did they let them get off the plane.
It's not hard, they are not welcome and therefore must not leave the Airside area and leave immediately. That's how it works for EVERBODY, why does the couch fucker get a free pass?
He got off a plane at the American military base.
That's just like... You're opinion, man.
Backdrop of military folk because:
- They have to follow orders, no matter how asinine
- Because of The Implication
- Nobody from Greenland would stand behind this clown
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