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A community to satirize conservtive and right-wing "ideals".

This community (now) exists as a pressure valve, a place to process through humor the often frustrating world of conservative politics. Above all, this is NOT the place for serious conservative support/viewpoints/arguments. There are other places on Lemmy for that if you desire it.

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  2. Parody With Purpose: This is a space for humorous takes on conservative politics. We welcome satire, but draw the line at content that promotes racism, sexism, homophobia, or other forms of bigotry.

  3. Memes Over Manifestos: This community focuses on humor and parody, not serious political debate. There are plenty of spaces for earnest conservative discussion, this isn’t one of them.

  4. Highlight Contradictions: Sometimes the best content points out inconsistencies and hypocrisies in conservative talking points. Creative commentary is encouraged.

  5. Public Figures Fair Game: Politicians and pundits can be satirized, but no targeting of private individuals, doxxing, or harassment.

Children of public figures under the age of 14 are also off-limits, a 16 year old has enough free agency to break with or adopt their parents views. An 8 year old kid doesn't.

  1. No News Zone: Memes only, news or other serious content should be sent to the nearest relevant comm. Meme's of current events, however, are encouraged.

  2. Clear Satire: Make your satirical intent reasonably clear. We’re here to mock bad ideas, not accidentally spread them. If you're unsure how it will be taken, feel free to DM the mod team ahead of time or explicitly tag it as satire in the body.

A note on ChadMcTruth: Chad's content is 100% satire, but his work can sometimes be hard to tell, but if he posted it be assured, its satire.

  1. Relevant Content: All posts should relate to conservative politics or ideologies in some way somewhere in your post. Either in the title or the meme itself.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What are magats saying these days? I seem to have filtered most of that from my life. All I've seen is a couple posts about the hypocrisy of them, but that's not surprising.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I've heard things like "well things have to get worse before they get better" and "at least he's going to end the war in Ukraine" from family.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

"at least he's going to end the war in Ukraine"

You should casually mention he said he would do that on day one. What's taking so long?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"at least he's going to end the war in Ukraine" from family.

Considering that Trump's idea of "ending the war" is to give Putin carte-blanche to annex and genocide the place (while also destroying all our historic alliances such as NATO in the process), that's a downright fucking ghoulish position to take!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I saw this, reposted to Twitter, just the other day…

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

I've lost all my retirement savings, but I own the libs and stand with Trump.
-- maga

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“just imagine how much worse a Harris crash would have been”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

”We would be in WW3 by now if Kamala was elected”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"A meteor would have crashed on the moon if Kamala was elected."

Chance of asteroid hitting Moon increases slightly

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Magats are talking about having faith in their orange traitor. Not surprising, they’re morons.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's always projection with these guys.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Historically true, but Im guessing Trump isnt talking about Colonialism here.

[–] 21Cabbage 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And the fun thing is you can't even bring it up since the conversation immediately turns to transgenders and the other untermenschen.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

People are gonna vote for him again...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Listen, I am in favor of my investments turning to dust. Do I want money and wealth? Sure! But it's more important that I lose everything to own the libs. /s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lol here “Conservative” is more bearable. 😂

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

It is actually! Iirc there's a pinned post about the takeover and change to being a satire community.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Of course Republicans have switched to a narrative that says things need to be shaken up to set the country on the right course.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

In his defense, he managed to keep it going up the first couple of days.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

It’s all part of the 4D chess plan to make America great again don’t listen to the fake news media we’re gonna tariff the penguins and make factories appear overnight and grow coffee in Wisconsin and be able to buy $30,000 iPhones.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

a lot of these idiots would rather live amongst red republican ashes, than in a democratic economic boom with fair pay and low costs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Trump: "Sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something"

Wow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

No! Actually he meant it'd crash if and only if she was elected, which is his way of signalling that he's replaced by Harris who's disguised as him like the fake godzilla in godzilla versus mechagodzilla. But even the Deep State couldn't replicate his lustrous orange sheen. This is why bad things are happening! I can never be wrong!

(sarcasm disclaimer: this is sarcastic)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OP, how many fucking years of drumpf hypocrisy do we have to endure before people like you stop reposting this joke every four hours?

It has never been surprising or funny

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Obvious fake leftist account is obvious. We dont automatically accept the words of someone we think is on our "team". You are projecting and your tactics are tranparent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Every one of you and this entire community is blocked

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

He really showed us, eh?

Sometimes I wish there was a "terminal block" function on Lemmy... wherein the user blocked would cease to exist.