this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
854 points (100.0% liked)

Microblog Memes

7535 readers
3219 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 120 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

LMAO, they test the sirens once a month on Wednesday, for anyone unfamiliar.

(Edited, I live real close to one, but I don't really pay attention to the day or frequency. Tons of trains around too, you learn to drown it out.)

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Midwesterner that gets noon on Friday tests here. I got the joke tho.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ours is Mondays!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

But what if a tornado actually appears at that time?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

The image says what happens. It can't hurt you, it's against the rules.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

They cancel it if the weather isn’t good, just in case they need it for real.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Then the Tornado Guards will shoo it away.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

They'll likely run a different signal than the normal test. If, for example, they normally test in "alert" (steady) then they might use the "attack" (wavering up and down) signal instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Then they nuke the tornado

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

you would know, it's almost always done during clear weather.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on the region. Some places will test it on noon on Sundays. The place I'm currently at will test it once a month on Wednesday at 11 am.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ours get tested on Saturday

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The last two places I've lived choose a specific Wednesday of the month to test, and always at noon.

They still test in rain, so every so often you still feel that mild panic again until you look at the clock.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thunderstorms on test days are always more fun.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

We have the same but like for enemy invasion, the test is not like the real thing though but just short bursts.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Coastal area checking in, same thing for the tsunami alarms. I had some good fun with a tourist when, after they asked what the droning sound was, I replied with "Oh, it's just the tsunami alarm" and then didn't react to it. They were visibly nervous, so I waited a sec and then said "It's just a test 😁"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's a real mindfuck is going from one place to the other. SF tsunami alarms are on Tuesdays. So you have a brief moment of panic, then a brief moment of calm, and then a brief moment of EXTREME PANIC when you realize what day it is, and then calm again when you realize what state you're in

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, what an alarm, huh.

Lemon, it's Tuesday.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

We just get noon at the first Monday of the month. But it's an air alarm, not tornado.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

To be fair tornados are notoriously bad at keeping apointments

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Found a fellow dutchie. Also it's the law that at least one person says "the Germans are coming!" When we hear it.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Bit of a rant about my city's system: Our sirens are tested weekly on Mondays, since we live around a lot of chemical and petro plants that can release some nasty stuff if something goes wrong. Haven't had any serious warnings since I moved here years ago, but the sirens themselves can't exactly be relied on either.

Problem is, our system consists of "High Power Speaker Station" (HPSS-32) sirens made by a company called ATI Systems. Holy fuck these sirens are garbage. Speakers manufactured in China that leak rainwater inside and short out the drivers, controllers that completely lack redundancy if one or both of the amplifiers fail, which renders it only half as loud or entirely silent. ATI refuses to support older hardware and forces the city to buy new controllers when the old ones die within a decade, causing the maintenance costs to outweigh having just gone with a less scummy manufacturer.

ATI itself is a horrible company that basically suckers cities into buying their junk by undercutting legitimate manufacturers, then leaves cities hanging when their sirens start rapidly failing. San Francisco recently had to remove their entire system of HPSS16 and HPSS32 units because the system kept failing and had a ton of security vulnerabilities. The system didn't even last two decades, yet the Cold War era STL-10 mechanical sirens they replaced had served the city without issue for half a century.

So yeah, I don't exactly feel safe with our current system. If your city has ATI sirens, don't count on them in an emergency and get a weather radio instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I have never met someone so passionate about a siren before

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I have some Greeks I’d like to introduce you to.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One time a friend and I went to Oahu to visit another guy, and he missed when we talked about the monthly test of the tsunami warning that was scheduled that day. He was out swimming by himself when the thing went off, and he started swimming back to shore like a maniac. I never saw a guy swim so fast in my life LOL. He kept glancing over his shoulder expecting a tsunami to be bearing down on him. Right about the time the siren stopped he came stumbling and staggering out of the water, coughing and gagging, and there we were sitting on the sand laughing our asses off. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Same in France, the test the fire station siren every first Wednesday of each month.

The problem is, I have no idea what it means if the sirens go off at any other moment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Get inside close all the doors and windows and listen on the radio to the gov communication I guess ?

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It means the Boches are at it again!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait till they hear about the reverse tornadoes that build houses and straighten out all the trees.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

They're turning the friggin' trees straight!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Small town I used to live in would run an old air raid siren every single day at noon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's a common tradition for small towns to keep their old noon whistles going, decades after they stopped being used for their original purpose. There are tons of 1920s, 30s and 40s-era sirens that are still used every day as noon whistles, as well as some Cold War era stuff.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Around here it's the first Tuesday of every month.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

My country used to have those every first wednesday of a month at exactly 12:00. And then they would anounce that its a syren test.

Now they've swapped it. Apperantly due to Ukranian refugies being scared that there is bombing.

But still, if you want to bomb us, 12:00 on wendnesday is your spot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

My area tests the NPP's sirens the first Monday of every month and now I just tune it out which worries me. Hopefully if it ever sounds in a weird time my brain picks up something's very wrong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My company tests their fire alarm on Fridays. We are so fucked if we ever actually have a fire on Friday.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

During one of the fire drills when I was going to school, one teacher was like "we should test whether the smoke alarms actually work" and lit a small fire in a small metal bin. Plot twist was that the smoke detectors on this side of the school did not work, but when the smoke got to the other side of the school it worked and triggered the alarm. Only at that time all the pupils were already on their way back into the building again and panicked when they noticed smoke and a new alarm.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Them's the rules.

Its also pretty convenient because the tests are really short. So if they go long, you get your ass to cover because you're all like "uuhhhhh wtf man it's Wednesday."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a midwesterner, it’s the first Tuesday of the month at 10 AM. At least for my state.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Me living near a nuclear plant, hearing sirens but then realizing it’s a Wednesday at 10 AM.

The power company now has a service that sends a text message on days they’re testing the siren, which is helpful. They won’t use it for an actual emergency, I assume because an actual emergency alert would go out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

MI here, we test ours the first Saturday of the month

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's storm weather awareness week, so they've been running the alarms at random times here outside of Minneapolis. Thankfully, each town does it at different times, and when it's a real alarm we get it from all directions, so it's easy to tell the difference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Heard them all go off at 6:45pm yesterday and had a moment of concern when I realized it was Thursday before looking it up.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Live in Oklahoma. Sirens get tested daily at noon. State doesn't fuck around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Most days have a Noon, yes.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that tornados never touch down on Wednesdays at noon. When they do... well, we're fucked.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

We get the tornado alarm test on the first Monday of the month at noon. Hope one never hits at that time, because nobody would bat an eye.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oooh, I get to share my favorite link to Creepy Chicago Sirens

https://youtu.be/84TSpb6UEwc

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

tornado sirens on a noon during wednesday: chill tornado sirens at literally any other time: oh, oh no.

load more comments
view more: next ›