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[–] [email protected] 123 points 2 years ago

i'm so much more fucking exhausted 30 seconds after reading this than i was thirty seconds before i read it

[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wow, this one took me too long.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're not alone

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Oh... duh! I didn't even realize that I didn't get it until I saw these two comments.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago (1 children)

even more impressively it's double the amount

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

Wow, is it exactly double?! Nature is amazing! This kind of little details really proves that there is an almighty creator!

/s

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol. One more, technically true.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got more balls than there are stars in the solar system. Big balls too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Would you rather: have one ball, a big ball, but no more games or two small balls, unlimited balls, but no more balls?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I’m done with my balls. At this point they just get in the way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could get them removed and they'd never stick to your leg again. But maybe consult a doctor first, it's possible they're keeping you from getting osteoporosis or something. I kept my ovaries when I yeeted my uterus for that reason. (You should probably have a doctor do the procedure too, if you decide to go balls-free, even though it's more expensive than having a cowboy do it.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those elastic bands are pretty cheap. I think the investment is in the applicator.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ponytail holders!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Imagine that there are four balls at the edge of a cliff.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Actually, the number is equal, because you are my superstar!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So, 2?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's more than 1 tbf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Goddamn

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

It's not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I should hope so! Lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You wouldn't be so smug, with all your fancy shmancy hydrogen atoms, if we had ever found Nemesis!