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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you can't eat the nuggets alone, do you really like nuggets?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Nobody actually likes nuggets, but people look at you like you're a psychopath if you just start chugging the dipping sauce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bbq sauce or honey mustard is god tier here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Incorrect. Sweet and sour sauce is the only correct answer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One time when I was a kid, my father borrowed a friend's apartment in another country and we drove there for several days for a vacation. While we were there we made hamburgers and we had buns but didn't get condiments bc we were only going to be there a couple days. Anyway, it was such a novelty to be eating a burger without condiments... I always remember that and associate it with that vacation.

[–] digredior 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nuggets without sauce… meh.

A burger without condiments is a crime against humanity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I just counted, and I have like 12 different types of condiment in my fridge.

However, a couple years ago I was in a new town for work and I was like lemme try out this local pizza shop for lunch. I got a meatball submarine sandwich for takeout. I got back to the office and looked at the sub and... it was just a couple meatballs in a long Italian bread loaf. It didn't even have cheese or lettuce or tomato sauce. There were no condiments handy and I didn't have time to go get anything else, so I was like wtf might as well power through and eat it plain.

Fam, that was the best sub I had in years. The meatballs were juicy and flavorful; the bread was plain but fresh and it highlighted the taste of the meat.

Anyway, like I said, I have plenty of condiments for when the food isn't as well made, which is most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Honestly you can skip the burger and still have a pretty good sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eh, my only real issue with it is if the patty is dry, but that would be an issue in and of itself anyway.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

If your nuggets need sauce: You got some shitty nuggets, my friend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

People who just nug without get

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Swap the text for SpongeBob and the slasher, jfc.

What psychopath uses mayo as a dip?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I forget to shop and run out of other options 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ranch, honey bbq, chikfila sauce, cheese sauce, and soy sauce are my prefered. Ketchup just doesnt do it anymore for me and never had mayo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ketchup is only good on fries, and even then, it needs a heavy dash of tabasco.

For the nuggets, every once in a great while, I drizzle honey over the nuggets, and add a little black pepper.

I love all varieties of mustard. Chinese mustard is especially good.

Horseradish sauce is another of my favorites.

Chip dip is another good one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, we can do without the anti-gay, hyper-conservative sauce plug... Fuck Chickfilet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

No Ketchup

Just sauce

Raw sauce

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sriracha with nuggets, even.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

actually i always like to eat few chicken nuggets without any condiments first to taste how bad or good it is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they never stop telling you ha ha ha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Herr Schuler stopped dipping in sauce after trying franch, kickass cajun, and ketchup. just ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I grew up dipping them in honey. We’d do the same with pizza crust.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No one has mentioned it, but it has been a fave of mine lately: caesar.

I love caesar salad, and one day all i had was caesar and chicken, so i dipped and never looked back.

second choice for me is honey mustard, but that was mentioned already. but i have to mention it again because it is just that good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

bbqxbuffalo sauce

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Only mcnuggets. All other dry nuggets are inferior.