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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

ok, it's at the bottom of its own gravity well, but that well is in a galactic gravity well, which itself is in a local group well and well, it's swell where we dwell, but bloody hell does it smell.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You found you were going and just couldn't stop, right?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it was like eating a single Pringles chip.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's a bad analogy.

Unless you are implying that you could stop.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was just implying that it was impossible to stop once I got going after the first rhyme. you're right; not the best analogy mate, sorry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Naw, it was clear what you meant. Don't mind the peanuts.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If you mean because the sun has gravitational force on the Earth, wouldn't there be at least one more bottom at the center of the Milky Way? The sun spins around that doesn't it?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah but the sun is our bottom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But showing my bottom is called a "moon". 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If your moon touches another moon, it's called moon landing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Landing_(Modern_Family)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The Earth is where my bottom goes when I slip and fall.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Does that make people with solar panels “bottom powers” or “power bottoms”?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

...comrade.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

It's bottoms all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

you could say the bottom is the Great Attractor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Today OP is learning about a "local floor"

This is also the same sort of thing that brings us the terrifying concept of False Vacuum Decay

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

The tabloid? In a birdcage?

Agreed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Now that is a good shower thought!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Now look up and realize you are actually looking down and technically falling towards it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Food chain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The sun is a radioactive ant? Move over, Peter Parker.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The enemy's gate is Down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It’s definitely a bottom feeder even among the red-tops.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

until it expands and eatsbthe planets before it implodes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Power Bottom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

With all the explosive energy in the sun, it's definitely a power bottom then right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then when we get down there, way down at the very bottom of everything, oh we'll see it, oh we'll see it, we'll see it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Praise be the Time Cone, for at the bottom you run out of time. Glory to Mankind.