ok, it's at the bottom of its own gravity well, but that well is in a galactic gravity well, which itself is in a local group well and well, it's swell where we dwell, but bloody hell does it smell.
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You found you were going and just couldn't stop, right?
it was like eating a single Pringles chip.
That's a bad analogy.
Unless you are implying that you could stop.
I was just implying that it was impossible to stop once I got going after the first rhyme. you're right; not the best analogy mate, sorry.
Naw, it was clear what you meant. Don't mind the peanuts.
If you mean because the sun has gravitational force on the Earth, wouldn't there be at least one more bottom at the center of the Milky Way? The sun spins around that doesn't it?
Yeah but the sun is our bottom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But showing my bottom is called a "moon". 🤔
If your moon touches another moon, it's called moon landing
The Earth is where my bottom goes when I slip and fall.
Does that make people with solar panels “bottom powers” or “power bottoms”?
...comrade.
It's bottoms all the way down.
Today OP is learning about a "local floor"
This is also the same sort of thing that brings us the terrifying concept of False Vacuum Decay
With all the explosive energy in the sun, it's definitely a power bottom then right?
Now that is a good shower thought!
The tabloid? In a birdcage?
Agreed.
Now look up and realize you are actually looking down and technically falling towards it.
Enders game ?
Food chain.
The sun is a radioactive ant? Move over, Peter Parker.
The enemy's gate is Down.
It’s definitely a bottom feeder even among the red-tops.
until it expands and eatsbthe planets before it implodes.
Power Bottom
And then when we get down there, way down at the very bottom of everything, oh we'll see it, oh we'll see it, we'll see it!
Praise be the Time Cone, for at the bottom you run out of time. Glory to Mankind.