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[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

Friendship: POSSIBLE

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know this because of phineas and ferb

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Justice League Unlimited, animated series from the mid aughts, for me. The Question played by Jeffrey Combs was amazing!

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Korrekt ist Nadel. Wenn sie aus Metall ist, kann man auch Pinke dazu sagen.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Nobody expects the Kommentblitzkrieg

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago

Shoelace foreskins.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Damn, I was joking and now I'm at -1. Should've added the /s I guess.

More seriously, aren't those called aglets? Always forget the name when I want to remember it.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you kidding me? Has usb D dropped already??

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

food. given how much i chew on them

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Those are shoe laces. They help keep your shoes on your feet.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (9 children)

The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

The question is, do you know what this is?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

An awl? Am I missing something?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

That's a Wilson.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Alrighty neighbour

(Awl, neighbour (Wilson) to the right)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Yet another example of the US being under the thumb of big agletculture.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aglets & I got to know this from Phineas & Ferb

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Aka if you don't watch phineas and ferb, you're not my friend

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like Sandstorm by Darude

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Okay I'll bite,
The rude who?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They're clearly words. Letters if you want to be more specific.

That's a pretty cool unrelated picture of aglets, though. Totally random lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Do I get a pass if English is not my first language?

No, before now I did not know the name for it in my first language either.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Telomeres, right? Then why is nobody saying telomeres?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Lace nipples

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end(s) of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.

Source: I am cheap

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Aglets. Now you know.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, but once you know of the aglets, do you know what you put the aglets through? Maybe you should be friends with people who don't know aglets but do know the word for the holes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ooiiieee not my eyelet holes.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

They're called aglets. If you didn't already know that, I'm going to assume you have a life and aren't a gigantic nerd, and hope you still invite me to parties despite occasionally spouting useless information.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Aglet gang, rise up

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...and then forget it later

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It don fuckin matter what its called, it better have teeth marks on it brother.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

5% increased movement speed

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I don't remember, but I know for a fact that cats are their natural predators

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