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[–] [email protected] 221 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Completely unrealistic and unwatchable. Suit needs to be tan.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Take it easy man, we do not want to over stage Citizen Kane, here.

Mr. Tan Suit would win best supporting actor, AND best costume design, by itself.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

World's first white first black president.

[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (6 children)

So it was 30 years ago. I feel like, even though things are far from perfect now, nowadays a comment like this would draw quite a few more critical looks than back then.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It was also 30 years closer to Harriet Tubman, in a time when black civil rights were not even as sanded smooth as they appear now.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Look up who Alec McGuiness played in Lawrence of Arabia.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is obviously a perfect role for Ryan Gosling

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hollywood Executives can collectively only name at most seven actors at a given time. An entire nine-digit annual industry run by a bunch of coked-up goldfish.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All of these large industries are run by idiots

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

They're run by the same average people who work for them. You don't need to be an idiot to fuck up running something as large and complicated as a trans-national corporation. You don't need to be a genius to coast in a position that already prints money.

We're simply not that different from one another. The genius/idiot dichotomy is far more about variances in education, culture, and propagandized bigotry than finding actual differences in intellect.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do not get it. I just see 3 pictures of Tubman.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hmmm so you need woman of colour? Maybe Gal Gadot? /s

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If Hollywood ever did a film about Gaza they would unironically use Gal Godot in the role of a Palestinian woman.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It also be “both sides have something to learn from each other!” Oscar bait a la Crash or Green Book.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Next Summer they'll show Black Hitler

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would not be surprised if that was the title of Kanye’s next album.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being rich doesn’t mean you’re smart.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The average Hollywood executive is really dumb, but they tend to be great talkers and networkers.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

they tend to be great talkers and networkers

This is selling them a bit short. They're also generally pretty good at raping aspiring actresses.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Hollywood is crazy. The Last Samurai, staring Tom Cruise..?!"

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (10 children)

The last Samurai is not played by Tom Cruise. He plays a guy who gets to know and grows to respect the last Samurai and Japanese culture.

Ken Watanabe as Lord Moritsugu Katsumoto, he plays the eponymous "Last Samurai."

Clearly you have not even watched the damn movie. Or what is your point?

But we are all good with a black woman playing the real life British Anne Boleyn?

Man, can't wait until we find out which white actor will play Barack Obama in his biopic. I mean, diversity is our strength.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (10 children)

1-You had to actually watch the full movie to get any of that context

2-It's still Cruise's face front and center on every piece of promotional art

3-As much as I hate that this is true, the vast majority of people who saw that movie did not do so because they heard Ken Watanabe was in it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Yeah, no confusion here.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Am I the only one who doesn't know who Harriet Tubman is?

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Probably not, but she's an important figure of the American history. The real question, though, is who will know about Harriet Tubman in a few years, once she gets erased from American history books.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least people will be able to remember she looked like Julia Roberts

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Elon Musk will build The Above Ground Railroad to save white South African immigrants from the tyranny of paying taxes.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Does the phrase "underground railroad" mean anything to you?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not everyone is from North America. That is like me asking you, does "Dr. Kwame Nkrumah" mean anything to you?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Okay, Harriet Tubman, born into slavery in the early 1800s, escaped slavery, probably best known today for making 13 trips to the South and guiding 70 slaves on their escape to free states via a system of secret routes, sympathizers and safe houses referred to as The Underground Railroad. Tubman went on to serve as a spy for the Union army during the American civil war, and was a figure in the women's suffrage movement, surviving into the 20th century.

So, the fact that she was a black woman is kind of important to Harriet Tubman's lore, and casting Julia Roberts in the role is rather inappropriate.

The Underground Railroad had nothing to do with actual trains, but they used a lot of railroad related terminology as code speak. Trail guides were referred to as "conductors," safe houses were "stations," etc. Very little of it was actually underground; I'm sure a few slaves hid in root cellars or caves along the way, but there were no tunnels. Escapees were sometimes carried by boat or train but most traveled on foot and/or by wagon. There's a sort of folklore image of slaves traveling at night under the cover of darkness, navigating by the North Star. Allegedly, the song "Follow The Drinkin' Gourd" was a slave song that contained coded instructions for navigating along the Underground Railroad by landmarks along the trail and by using Merak and Dubhe in Ursa Major to identify Polaris...I'm pretty sure this is 20th century embellishment to the story but it's a prominent visual, kind of like Johnny Appleseed's pot hat.

This bit of history is taught so widely in American schools that the term "underground railroad" has just become our word for a secret, grassroots network of routes, safe houses and guides for transporting refugees out of danger.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Here you go. She was a pretty amazing person. If you're from the US and didn't learn about her in school, your school failed you.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Halle Berry though... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Kevin Hart.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Martin Lawrence would rock it in "Big Tubman's House"

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Queue Dave Chappelle and his sketch 'Negrodamas'

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I predict a movie called The Last Black Man on Earth, starring Tom Hanks

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The article led me down a rabbit hole leading to an article about the ghost in the shell movie adaptation promo meme generator being used to criticise the whitewashing in the movie adaptation

Fuck whitewashing

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