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[–] [email protected] 150 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Everything is driving distance and simultaneously, America is "too big" for high speed rail

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)

High speed rail would make such a difference. If you tried to make the same trip as pictured with Amtrak, you'd probably be looking at double the travel time at least.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

25 hours from what I can tell. And you can't take the full trip with Amtrak or at least they don't give an itinerary for it. You have to take a bus somewhere to hit the train.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And due to how Amtrak's scheduling works (because freight rail is prioritized over everyone else), you're likely getting that train at a bad time days before the game. If I wanted to catch a train from my home to Chicago, my only option is Thursday at 4AM. Outside the Northeast, you're lucky to get one passenger train a week from your major metro, if at all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Then people see this and go "see no one uses the train so why should my tax dollars go to fund it"

Imagine if we let drivers have 1 day per week to use the highway, suddenly they might not think their taxs are worth it for the service they are getting.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not sure about you, but I don't want any of my buses to hit a train, thank you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's better than the train hitting the bus though.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are these the same people that defined "nearby" for linkedin? Because I keep getting emails about openings "nearby". The daily commute may be 8hrs, but that's nearby, apparently

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Reminds me of researchers on the ISS getting "hot singles in your area" ads

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

If you say you're willing to relocate it basically starts giving you job listings on the opposite side of the planet. Usually in a country where the national language doesn't even use the same alphabet.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I can confirm I'm from Missouri. Though to be fair where I live the closest major city is more than a hour drive away. Excessive driving is just an unfortunate part of life in the Midwest shit hole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The Midwest is so flat, it's basically gagging for some tracks all over it.

I imagine the main concern was if there's enough population to use it effectively but that's surely not an issue now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Lived there, can confirm. Then I visited actual modern countries and they look at a distance like that and are baffled that there hasn't been built a high speed train already. Why would you drive 10 hours when you could sleep, read, or watch TV on a train for 6 hours instead?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I live in VA and the closest big city is an hour away.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm not even American but I don't see anything extremely out of place here. A 12h drive is doable in one day with a couple of rests. Assuming you stay for 2-3 nights at your destination.

If you mean going back right after the game, then hell no.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bingo. Especially if you have a group of 3-4 that help split fuel, it's immensely cheaper and arguably more fun. Plus, you're not restricted what you can bring with you, you can stop to eat wherever you like, and you already have personal transport when you arrive. But, like you said, it's really only worth it if you're staying a few days. If you're just going somewhere for a night and need to get back the next day, flight all the way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Road trips with friends make driving bearable. I'd never drive 12 hours alone (again) but I'd jump at the opportunity to do something like this...just not for sports

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People tend to underestimate the scale of the US. The distance from (what appears to be) Oklahoma City to Cincinnati, is roughly the same distance as driving from Brussels to Warsaw.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's actually Oklahoma City to Indianapolis. Cincinnati is the dot directly to the right of the word, not the destination above it

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did do about 11h drive, from Reims to Nice; wouldn't do it twice :/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

No way! i did a similar trip but from Paris to Nice. I actually kinda enjoyed it. But that's probably because i enjoy driving.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Honestly if it gets me out of fucking Indiana and doesn't dump me in a red state, I'll take it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I once drove that long to get to a convention.

Never. Again.

Just because you can drive for 12+ hours, doesn't mean you should. Next time I'm either planning two full days for that sort of driving, or taking a plane.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sorry but I had an image in my head of you driving wearing a cosplay for more of twelve hours

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I mean je didn't say what kind so maybe he wore a furrsuit the whole way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I once wore my costume home from an out-of-state larp. It was comfy, but I did get some stares while pumping gas.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

My father once flew me to a private Star Wars con in a small sports plane. Of course I had to wear my Emperor costume for the entire trip. But then again I did get greeted on the airfield with a purple carpet and a limousine blasting Force Commander's Imperial March remix.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Midwesterners don't just drive 12 hours for a weekend trip. 8 hours is the max for that

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Europeans : The Arsenal - Chelsea games are too far to drive between

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And anyone who thinks otherwise clearly hasn't driven in London

If you want a game that's possibly within driving distance, you're looking at Liverpool v Everton

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

maybe I should have put in spurs, since they're rivals.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I met someone from Kansas and they talked about how it wasn't so bad and that they still can vacation to see cool places.

Then they talked about their 12 hour road trips to Wisconsin and Southern Texas and it made me feel kinda sad for them!

Road trips beat commercial flights though imo

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There is a certain minimum threshold before bothering to take a flight becomes viable, and that's if your flight is about 3 hours long or more. Otherwise you may as well drive if you can, because the amount of time you spend getting to the airport, getting fondled by the TSA, checking in, waiting to board, standing around in lines, waiting for your bags to show up, renting a car at your destination, etc. all adds up to be the same as just driving. It's not actually any faster to fly when it still takes all damn day.

And then you can bring all your knives or weed or liquid bottles more than two ounces or whatever it is you're into without getting thrown into Gitmo and when you arrive you already have your car (or motorcycle).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Hard disagree, driving from Bilbao to Seville is like 8 hours, the flight is below 2. Accounting for airports and commutes, the plane method is still about 4h, that's half the time and you can sleep.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I'm going to Montreal next month and we're driving because the flights from Columbus aren't that much faster.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I need to travel from the east coast to Denver and the only reason I’m flying is because work wouldn’t let me file a mileage expense for a couple thousand dollars.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

My wife works for the state and had to go from Columbus, OH to Detroit, MI for a professional conference. That's about a 3 hour car ride.

She's not allowed to take a personal vehicle to go. State vehicles are not allowed to leave the state. She had to fly there. She said it was easily slower to fly when factoring in getting to the airport, checking bags, etc. than to drive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it takes 4 hours to drive, I rather take a plane

After 12 hours of driving a car you're exhausted and could've gotten in an accident

If the plane tickets were cheap enough, I wouldn't even think twice.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

In the us: zero passenger train noises

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TBF some of us like road trips.

I'm a Floridian that spent the last 20 years living in Europe now that I'm back to the states I'm making up for my lack of road trips in the last couple of decades.

This winter I was making the trip from VA to SW Michigan ~10-12 hours one way twice a month, now that my parents are back in MI I do it once a month.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it was train trips, I think I’d really enjoy them, even if they were 1.5x as long. Legroom, card games with travel mates, traveling to the drinks car, etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I get motion sick if I'm not in control and looking out front, so road trips with me driving are significantly more enjoyable than trains or flying.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

How can the earth spin when its fiat?

[–] And009 2 points 2 days ago

I get dizzy just waking up

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Tolls?!

Forget it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Purposely looking for a place an hour away from any towns. Europeans would have an aneurism!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's really incredible how easy HSR should be to build for most of the country and how completely hard it would fuck for so many people. Instead, we do unlimited airline shareholder subsidies and rebuild eight lane interstates every ten years

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I'm getting a 46 hour drive if you wanted to do the same with the NHL hockey finals. Quite a trip across North America.

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