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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Surviving the predator? You mean being part of a minecraft youtuber's discord before your 18th birthday?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The predator does not kill children or pregnant women. Predator 2 showed that. A kid with a toy UZI spotted the predator with his light bending and as a precaution the predator armed his shoulder cannon, but upon sensing it was not a real gun he disarmed it.

Also the subway showed he found a fetus developing in a woman and immediately released her.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Okay, so be a pregnant child. Got you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I am neither of those things.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Surely the Predator would be able to tell when someone is faking helplessness...

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

This made me look up the actual Predator code of Honor and I quote

"Unarmed and/or "innocent" beings may be hunted if they:

Are the specific objective of a hunt."

Sorry Op, you're still screwed.

Jaws is objectively the best choice anyway. Just drive inland.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Sadako. Her curse takes 7 days to take effect, assuming it's gone once 24 hours are up. Else, Jaws can't get you if you're nowhere close to the sea.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago

Else, Jaws can't get you if you're nowhere close to the sea

Until they release a Jaws/Sharknado crossover.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bruce isn't the villain in Jaws; the mayor is.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm going with Jaws, and staying home.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

weather alert, there's a tornado on your way...

hope it doesn't launch a weird franchise

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Freddie Krueger... Just stay awake

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I wanted to say Freddy, because 24 hours without sleep would be easy-peasy. ...then I realized Im not a teenageer anymore and would probably take a nap anyways.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This would work with a small investment in hard drugs before hand. Depends on how much prep time and street cred you have.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd go with Hopper from A Bug's Life. I'm sure he's a huge threat to Dave Foley and Julia Louse-Dreyfus, but I ain't worried about no grasshopper, even one voiced by Kevin Spacey.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Obviously Freddy Krueger. Just stay awake 24 hours. The really difficulty is when you can't stay awake and you accidentally fall asleep. But I think staying awake 24 hours is pretty easy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Yeah, with billions on the line, 24 hours is a cake walk

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Freddy Kruger, as long as I have prep time. Get a good night sleep the night before? Staying awake for 24 hours is pretty trivial. I can get up at 6 one morning and stay up til 6 the next morning. I'm willing to screw my sleep cycle up for a few days in exchange for 3 billion dollars.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Tyrannosaurus rex from Jurassic Park because first of all, I'm actually pretty sure I'd be fine so long as I can get in my car and drive away at a reasonable pace. Secondly, just think of the absolutely incredible collateral damage. Even if I get killed, it would be one of the most talked-about and confusing incidents in American history for the rest of time.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Godzilla. Then I'd go hang out at the White House.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.

I have lived around crazy rednecks all my life (Indiana and Florida). Pretty sure I could outwit 1 crazy redneck, and with 3 Billion I could afford to finally escape this hellhole.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Imagine being out hunting and you walk right near an old injured wild pig and it just sits there staring at you.

Be funny if the Predator pats the guy on the head before leaving.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

Prompt says you're being chased but nothing about the quality of the chase. I like the image of the predator being obligated to chase them but feeling kind of ashamed of it so they don't really want to get the kill.

Hunted: '*puff, wheeze* Just... gotta... get to the top... of the hill.' Predator: *walks calmly up to just behind the hunted and makes a predator noise, then sits to wait for them to scramble the rest of the way up while the predator plays space-solitaire*

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The Refregirator (yeah, it's a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It's a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender...) so I'll surely die horribly but I'm all for fighting against electric appliances.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Nosferatu. Because I live in the arctic and it's summer.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case...

Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The thing from "It Follows" goes at a walking pace, I could hop in the car and drive a few hours out of town to spend the day at a nice park.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It follows. Go for a little roadtrip, ez 3 billions.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Millennials would take this challenge & use it to die in the first minute.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Tucker and Dale. I let them catch up and we have fun fishing, drinking, and joking for 23 hours and 55 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Tucker and Dale aren't the villains. Chad is.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Chucky just to prove to yall how easy it would be to defeat that doll. Shit, with $3b I'd pay Messi to kick him in a furnace on PPV and probably come out with even more money just off subs alone

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely a Yautja (Predator). Pretty sure short middle-aged pudgy women who'd curl into a sad ball on the floor when threatened would be the most dishonorable kills ever. He might even be forced to off himself in shame for that lol

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