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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Happened to us with one of our old ladies who passed a couple years ago.

She was walking around all hunched for a day or so, yowling at everything. We got lucky though, the vet used a rectal thermometer and that unclogged the pipes in quick fashion!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right on the table. Many laughs were had!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I can only imagine the relief that cat must have felt...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For a fraction of a second. That rectum had the volumetric flow rate of an oil pipeline.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Considering that you can stand iniside some of this pipes. Yes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago

Me: “Why are you wearing a tuxedo?”

Atticus: “It’s after 6, what am I, a farmer?”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Living that mega colon life

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

one exception to the no kings protests

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We can also excuse any dogs named Rex

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Catticus the Fabulous!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Relieved to hear that Atticus didn't have Incontinentia buttocks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

I hear he has a friend... Biggus Dickus...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My cat had a stroke that affected her back end. There was a terrifying time where we didn’t know if she’d be able to empty her own bowels anymore. I had to massage her constipation out of her.

Now her poops surprise her and she frequently runs away when it happens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Omg, that's terrible and really funny. My cat became afraid of her tail when she was ~7yo. It was never a problem, then suddenly she was terrified of it. She got better, but only to the point that she swats it because she doesn't realize it's attached to her butt.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

With how costly that turd was, you should have saved it and put it on display somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

No way I am spending that much for a cat but it is admirable

Once my cat time comes to go it goes as nature called it.

Me too if I am to be honest, I am just going to chill on the grassy plains in the sunlight until last breath rather than suffering in a sterile hospital bed. And then the grass will grow over me and I shall become one with the earth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s not surprising that Google.com has a dollar amount they’re willing to spend on keeping something or someone you love alive. Real corpo swine behavior.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Just playing my part lmao

No but seriously how much your cat is worth to you? 200$? 2000$? I’d say around 2k dollars

Anymore than that and I am getting a new one fr

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

My cat ate almost 40 hair ties. We discovered this because she went into shock and required emergency surgery. The alternatives were an excruciating death or euthanasia. We were quoted up to $15k but got a relative steal at $7500. My partner fucking loves that cat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I don’t think they knew how much it would cost when they first brought the cat to the vet; depending on the diagnosis, it could have been less than $200.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I am Atticus! King and Uniter of the cardigans and the pembrokes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Always pumped to find an Infinity Train ref in the wild!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Gorgeous cat though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Damn I had no idea I was reading a cat’s opinion on video games the last 200-odd days! What the hell, Atticus. Tell us you’re a cat if you’re gonna give me opinions on video games.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

It’s how i have all the free time i do lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Well played, Atticus. Made me laugh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

We have a constipated cat. Our vet recommended a tiny amount of Miralax daily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Atticus Pinch...A loaf