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[–] [email protected] 139 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"By the way both families live together in the same house".

Ain't no way in hell that, intentionally or unintentionally, there hasn't been some partner swapping.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What's the point of swapping tho

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What's the point of twins marrying twins? Surely at least some of that point is kinkiness...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Might be more of a reflection of your own bias 😉

[–] And009 4 points 3 weeks ago

Keeping it in the family

[–] Deathray5 4 points 3 weeks ago

You'd expect identical twins to have a similar type. Makes sense on a pragmatic level

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So that you can have some gay sex?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

1000001617

secondsies?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Poly relationships can be much more fun than monogamous relationships. You just need boundaries and to leave the jealousy at the door.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just because they're twins doesn't mean they behave identically in every way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Have you met twins? Like seen them daily? Enough to know them even partially personally? There's more than enough differences in each to tell them apart.

Your fantasy would be 100% intentional.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I bet lunch that they swap

[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 weeks ago

"Of course its yours. See? The DNA test matches."

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They probably have the weirdest foursomes that are half orgies and half masturbation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Unless they are all narcissistic, in which case its their fantasy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You really think the brothers fuck each other?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

They're twins so genetically it's just masturbation, right?

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

They went through all that effort and then didn’t match the kids outfits

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

When the kid is that young, you don't wanna mix them up. They probably wouldn't be able to tell who is who.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Even they found that too creepy I guess

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago

Feel bad for who got the ugly one

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

how am I supposed to pretend straight relationships are healthy and normal when they go and do shit like this? when you gotta come up with new words to describe your relationships like "quaternary" you know jesus isn't present here

(this post is 100% joke)

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There is no fucking way I’d coordinate outfits if I had a twin.

Is being twins these peoples whole personality?!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, though tbf that's something society kind of pushes them into.

Also, we all know they partner swap...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

It's all one big family....it's not like they can prove indefinitely.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I knew Identical twins. They got so fed up with people asking "Are you really Identical?" They would just say fucked up things. "No not 100%, I got molested he didnt."

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What does the '38' mean? I thought it was the age of the women, but there's no age given for the men, so that doesn't seem likely. So instead it makes it sound like one is a cyborg named 'Briana 38'.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The kids look like they know something is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Perhaps in 30 or 40 years we get an interesting memoir. Maybe even two.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Twins my cheeks... Left couple cuter

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Genuinely think it's just that the left couple seems happier

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Feels more like a Multiplicity type situation TBH

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bothers me that this fights were made so easy. I think patch 1.5 changed that. Before that this was a really hardcore fight that took freaking 5-10 minutes of dancing and dodging. its was brutal. now you can just punch them out with a couple of hits.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I remember having to come back with gorilla arms tl beat them

And it was better that way, more cyberpunk

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

As an identical twin, I'd like to say "fucking weird but you do you, good luck!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

you know they all in some kinda sex deviancy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Please may all of their conversations sound like those two Aussie sisters who speak in unison.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

you can see the cracks forming already, one baby in go America gear, the other in generic baby gap stuff.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Cousin Brother and Cousin Sister lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

There are many types of twins. The guys do not look identical, which is likely why the babies do not look identical.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

They are identical twins.

And the babies don’t look identical because that’s not how it works. Otherwise you would be identical to all your siblings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You know damn well odds are near even that those kids are actually half brothers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Child therapists call this scenario “the beach-house, yacht and Ferrari combo”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

but you know they back the blue!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's kind of nice that the hot twins didn't marry each other

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
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