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[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

I feel like we could have done better than 'baked potato' for a fancy dinner. Come on.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or Hasselhoff. Yes, I know it’s “hasselback” but I refuse to change.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The two preparations are quite similar aren't they?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Firstly, how dare you! Uncultured swine.

Secondly, yes. They're very similar indeed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I love a good "how dare you be so accurate!", well done! 😁

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah baked potato is just a solid lunch choice usually

Potatoes dauphinoise would have fit better

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

baked potato is just a solid lunch choice

Unpopular opinion: not even that, really. The baked potato is by far the most overrated potato.

It's not very good by the standards of food in general. Which of course makes it quite bad by the lofty standards of potatoes.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's just that many supposedly "fine dining" establishments phone it in with baked because they're easy and customers accept it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Like a TWICE baked potato.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

au gratin, dauphinoise, tartiflette all sound like good alternatives

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Need something to run Linux on? Potato

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Heh. This one's great.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago

Wanting to get drunk?

Vodka, distilled fermented potato juice

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God bless the people of the Andean Plateau, who looked at a moderately poisonous tuber that can freaking kill you, and said, "Eh, it's fine, just don't eat too many of 'em."

A few thousand years of selective breeding and hard work later, we have one of the most important crops in the world.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yep hunger does some wild things to people

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cool science class demo about the power of compressed air? Potato gun.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Need a battery?

Potato battery.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is stupid. It gets plenty of recognition. Everyone loves potatoes. Makes alcohol too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Midlife crisis/divorce/utter failure? Vodka.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Average evening at home? Vodka.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Want to get more control over the Irish? Potato Famine.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think oil is doing a lot of unsung work here

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Boil, mash, stick em a stew!

I heard some grow in permafrost

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

baked potato is fancy? wow

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Baked potatoes fancy? I love a baked potato with beans and cheese, but it's hardly fancy.

Fondant potatoes are what you want for fancy (and delicious).

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Saved that astronaut guy stranded on Mars.

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[–] zipzoopaboop 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Recreational even.

Wanna get wasted? Vodka Wanna just launch something as far as you can? Potato gun

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

My man, wait until you hear about this thing called rice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

#allCarbsMatter

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The classic Irishman's dilemma: do I eat this potatoe today, or ferment it so I can drink it tomorrow?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

The fact that we eat them on every occasion is recognition.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's so fancy about a baked potato?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's the low-labor, hard-to-fuck up way to make potatoes that so many "fine dining" places default to.

Note the quotes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Baked potatoes are what you get from a food truck.

Are people meaning roast potatoes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Both of those look delicious.

Person in OP is probably from the US. Many restaurants when you order a steak, you also get a potato that’s been in the oven and cut into half way, with a bit of butter or sour cream placed inside of its open potato slit.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

TIL in America, Baked Potato with a Steak is “fancy”, rather than “a Wednesday”.

I’d say the same about eg. Chicken “Kiev” with Potato Dauphinoise, standard ready meal gastropub fare.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Breakfast? Apple. Fast food? Apple. Fancy dinner? Apple. Holidays? Apple. Relaxing at home? Apple. There's Apple

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Always an Apple shill in the comments

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Potatoes are apples of the ground.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

potatoes are one of the few foods you can eat exclusively and survive for long periods of time

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