The 4D salmon: what's an outside?
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Is OP the ghost of Douglas Adams?
That's pretty damn cool, to be fair.
Somebody got high
Source: Been high
I am high now.
Source: dispensary
Am dispensary now.
Source: farms
Am farm now.
Source: seeds
Am going to seed now.
Source: aging
Am going to age now
Source: entropy
Am myself now
Source: my mom
Am
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They didn't just get high, they got Perfectly High.
High enough that everything is clear and profound, but not high enough to feel the tiny shadow people climbing your nose hairs.
Brother thinks I need substances to be whimsical
Not doubting ya! It's the way they totally forgot about it and thought it was something ridiculous but later remembered everything that brings it home for me.
(Blink twice if it was the weed, but can't say it, gurl.)
Ok im sold, how do build my life around this mystical thing?
Sorry, we only worship crabs here. This here's a crab town.
Jesus was symbolized as a fish. If he does 'return' it's easy to imagine the way he does.
Take any body, name it correctly, and then you can have it travel back in time just like skyrim represents. Literature. Time almost warps to humans when we apply meaning. It is why the bible enthralls people. The body cannot return, but the mind can.
Great things to be unburied, but it is quagmire. Hence, the constant vitriol spilled forth.
That's deep, man.
Don't Bogart the joint. It's puff puff pass, man.
Take any body, name it correctly, and then you can have it travel back in time just like skyrim represents. Literature. Time almost warps to humans when we apply meaning. It is why the bible enthralls people. The body cannot return, but the mind can.
This comment is a trip lol
There will come a time when the distribution of 4D salmon will take the universe to equilibrium of mass. That is what will cause the universe to collapse into a big bang. The roe will cause uneven distribution pushing gravity to create stellar structures until equilibrium is once again reached. This is not a series of season but a continuum of spawning. We can only have faith in the now. Our purpose is null. In our insignificance we can choose our values. We can also not choose because whatever we are or were is not always true. The self is fleeting. Only the 4D salmon are true in theirselves.
It just needs a story. What stories have salmon?
Grizzly eats a salmon. Maybe that's the basis of our creation myth. Is the grizzly bear an antagonist?
No, it's an impersonal force. Our mythos rejects dualism; we have a time travel fish. The bear represents something else, like circumstance or cupidity.
Sounds like something from hitchhikers guide
With the salmon part, a bit, otherwise Hyperion. The Shrike is one of my favorite villains.
Is the shrike a villain though? Just let it have it's murder sex...
My first thought was, that could be an Doctor Who ep. But yeah, Hitchhiker's suits better!
reading through your old notes can be a wild ride sometimes lmao
I just read through a little notebook that I keep by my computer to write down thoughts, lists, things to remember, etc. every now and then and came across this nugget:
Hermano = brother
therefore
"Herman" = "bro"?
also,
heavy metal band name: Dark Pontifex
Insano game idea:
2D platformer... but its actually 3D.
But the third dimension... is time.
...somebody has to have done something like that already, right?
Braid and Prince of Persia, kind of?
Braid definitely has a large section like that, and a great final stage.
The first half of the game plays kinda like a tower defense game, except there is one peculiar enemy that just appears, disappears, and multiplies strategically (eventually forcing a loss), then it switches to you being that character with time-control... complete with seeing previous threads (your own character) sorta like adding another unit each time you rewind time.
Holy shit, the idea of enemies that also have deft control over time itself did not even occur to me.
Oh god, that could be baffling to try to concept and balance, oh man, but if you could, dang, and you sound like you've got a simple enough in basic concept, bounded enough... but so many possible things within those bounds...
Run with your idea! I like this!
I think that's bastion
I've been playing 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel it's remarkably easy to understand, all considered. It's only partially mind bending.
All salmonds are four-dimensionnal
Why did I mentally read that as "almonds" with an s at the front?
Because of of the extra d I put after salmon
Xeelee Sequence is basically that
Just want to say. The Narcissist Cookbook has some banger music. Don't know how to really describe it, it's like a fusion of Folk, Spoken Word and Punk
Here's a Spotify link if y'all are interested
His latest two albums are a connected concept album and they're some of their best work yet
Anyway fan rant over
The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!
The only appropriate reaction for this I have right now is "Bruh".
Like a certain alien species from The Xeelee Sequence?
Edit: woops wrong series. Does anyone know another series with an advanced alien civilization that sends themselves back in time to give birth to themselves? It's right before the heat death of the universe due to another alien species that lives in stars.