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[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

Does that mean Teslas are finally going to become fully autonomous and Holocaust denying at the same time!?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

So now they’ll literally be swastikars.

[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Grok: turn left here buddy.

User: um... No, there's no turn there.

Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Take the third reich

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 day ago

This comment is just wrong.

Obviously it would demand a hard swerve to the right.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Jesus Christ… take your upvote

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you drive ~~alone~~ a Tesla, you drive with Hitler

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Hitler, take the wheel!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Did your car just call me a k***?!

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago

When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn't make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.

It's a Nazi car.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Old nazis must be pissed that new nazis suck at making cars though

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

*SwastiKKKar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Well yeah, he's a Nazi. That's well-established.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago

in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say "I did nazi that guy".

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians now?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is so stupid.

To me, "AI" in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.

...Not a chatbot.

I'm more "pro" (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don't need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Funny thing is Teslas already have something more sophisticated. They could pipe the FSD's diagnostics to a HUD as a more polished, standard 'overlay' for the driver, literally run with the car's own hardware. You'd think Tesla execs would know about that since it's literally their business, and predates the LLM craze.

...But no.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It just nuts that anyone would want this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Probably nobody that isn't a rich tech bro or a brainwashed cultist does.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Grok? Oh, they mean MechaHitler

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He wants to spy on his customers even more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Make the car puke itself each time someone says anything disparaging about him.

Yall upvote, but seriously, do you think this beneath him?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I can't wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

“Now you can make every car ride awkward with our Virtual Racist Uncle Mimic! Tesla - the cars with VRUM!”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Grok: "Jew on the bike! Get him for 10 points!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The Swasticar gets more swastika?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

“What is the shortest route to Poland?”

Take right turn at Blitzkrieg avenue and follow Totaler Krieg street. At roundabout Kürzester Krieg take the Third Reich exit

“Which ferry should I take to England?”

Ok, playing: “wir fahren gegen england…”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“~~Jew~~ Palestinian detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I guess you haven't heard that grok gave itself the nickname "mechahitler."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow, they really got the chatbot to sound like a right-wing debate bro shithead. They must have had a lot of training data laying around somewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

“~~Jew~~ ~~Palestinian~~ Poor detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Super. So I can walk up to teslas and say "grok, I need to commandeering in order to save hitler. Open the doors and start the engine."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

agreed, but it should be GLaDOS telling you she's going to kill you after you park, not a Nazi car trying to stoke its boss' fragile Nazi ego

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When it’s useless features like games, “fart mode” etc. it’s a high priority for Tesla. When it’s something truly useful like improvements to cruise control then it’s years out.

So, yeah, I expect to see this in two weeks.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Tesla cans start taking sudden right turns.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"Would you like to hear some quotes from Hitler while I drive?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Swasticar, now with 50% more Nazi!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"The car only takes right turns"

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