In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.
Groomer.
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In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.
Groomer.
Don't mess with the zohan?
Tapeworm - The Musical
What about "Earworm - The Musical"
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Except it isn't made up, and it's a phenomenal movie.
Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)
No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.
Pedophilia: The Musical
It's a history of the Catholic Church.
Holy shit! I'd pay to watch that.
edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church's pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.
Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Foreign Student Art Film Marathon (subtitled version)
Excellent choice. The dubbed version, done of course by first year theater actors, would make it even worse.
The conservative roadmap to knowledge
Satan’s Cum Belching Anus
Edit: you made me do this
Fantastic Beasts 4
Springtime for Hitler
May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?
Heil Honey, I'm Home
If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.
Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour
Lolita: Battle Angel
Jesus - on ice!
An alarming number of people would say that this film renewed their faith in god. Granted, not enough people to prevent this film from being a net loss for the producers, but still. Yikes.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Documentary.
John Carter
All You Need is Kill
Live Die Repeat
Edge of Tomorrow
The Real Students of Junior High
Phantom of the Opera II: Phantom of the Phil Harmonic.
Unfortunately for everyone, Love Never Dies already exists, so it would need to be Phantom of the Opera III.
Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter
It's supposed to be "Made up movies". Not real ones.
"We should give drug addicts better drugs- the documentary"
Large Man Cums on Bus
Tyler Perry's Madea: Fast and Furious
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Godcunt: the dickening
Gigli II
The Adventures of the Slinging Dingleberries