Wait until they find out about transparent
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Or transplants
Or the transitive property
Don't even get me started on translators
I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤
Or making the switch on transatlantic flights
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"Transparency" would implode their brains, it's just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.
"Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!"
Or the transmissions in the transports...
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Wake up babe new gender just dropped
Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.
You're asking for someone to transcribe it for you?
Ew, no that sounds gay. Is there a straightcriber in here?
I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.
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A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the
to the airport to fly a
and head for meetings and abortions at the
Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.
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Wait til they find about the department of transportation
No, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?
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Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?
They're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.
You know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh
Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...
Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.
I thought their God was also Transcendent?
bigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation
So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.
I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out
These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.
All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:
- the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
- the plugs
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ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology
“meta” also still means “across” in Greece
phérō meant “I carry”
metaphor: I carry across
they now use the term for “transportation in general”
here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ
in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”
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5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.
Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.
God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.
The data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?
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I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.
In other news, some random guy from Twitter and semi-popular reddit alternative 'lemmy' placed last again in the "spot the joke" competition, both scoring no points, ever. Tears of frustration were however soon replaced by tears of joy, when the two tied for first place in "taking yourself too seriously".
Is this a copypasta
It is now
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Maybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.
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Holy shit, you owe me a coffee for posting this, and a new keyboard.
Been a while since I laughed this hard.
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It seems like being a conservative is just harboring an ideology that causes you to say things entirely devoid of substance.
Exhibit A:
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Probably wouldn't want anything to do with a homeowner either...
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