Oh no, are we beanposting again???
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Beans & Jeans
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New lemmy logo just dropped 😄
Ok but why is this actually cute tho
Yeah, they could probably sell these as a novelty item.
Yay, happy day! 👍
Oh yeah we are
W-where is the bowl?
i might detect a hint of melted styrofoam towards the right of the bean puddle.
It's made from the same stuff as Wonder Woman's jet.
damnit
you spilled the beans
What bowl?
Fyi, there's no such thing as a microwave-safe plastic bowl. "Microwave safe" just means it won't melt in the microwave. It'll still fill your food with microplastics and other chemicals though.
Good point... I should just eat the plastic container on it's own next time 🤣
beans a la polymère
As is the way of Lemmy, all things revert back to beans.
This guys eatin' BEANS
wasn't
So it is now?
It's more of a saucer than a bowl.
Don't eat that.
Ah, beans
your microwave is so clean! Very nice!
My microwave has the same design, but with it being about 25 years old I got a bit of a shock seeing OPs clean innocent virgin oven.
F
On the bright side, you are now the proud owner of a hip designer bean plate.
Did it melt or break? Where is the bowl?
Melted. Where the thicker area is is what's left of the base of the bowl.
yeah but those are pretty nice looking beans
Well fuq.