"No" is the most accurate I could ever have imagined for Inkjet Printers
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Not to be confused with “No.”
What about "angry robot demands ink sacrifice"?
I thought this was a D&D alignment chart at first... And yes, Inkjet printers are chaotic evil.
I think they're lawful evil, more devils than demons.
yes because unfortunately selling printer ink at higher prices than human blood is somehow completely legal
I would say it's pretty accurate across the grid, but I'd swap HDD and ram. HDD is chaotic neutral, because it can turn into a maraca at any moment.
It's more unreliable than SSD?
absolutely.
Inkjet: uses yellow ink to dye paper.
But what if it's just black text?
Inkjet: USES YELLOW INK TO DYE PAPER
Gotta put on those invisible tracking codes.
The EFF were tracking which printers print the invisible tracking dots, but they gave up because practically all colour inkjet and laser printers do it now. https://www.eff.org/pages/list-printers-which-do-or-do-not-display-tracking-dots
HDD - Remembers numbers loudly is on point for 90s/2000s disk drives. 😂
... server/enterprise level HDDs are loud af, I swear some brands are dedicated to it.
That leaves us only with the tiny WD Red Plus (but not Red Pro), above 20TB afaik only Exos (from X21 onwards) doesn't alert the neighbours.
But in (second half-ish?) of 90s HDDs differed a lot in terms of loudness. I was one of those nerds with custom (fully home made) water loop just to achieve some level of quietness.
With those jet engine fans they are quiet by comparison lol.
TIL printers are computer components
Hey my inkjet with refillable tanks isn't so bad
Stage 1: Denial
Which one is it? The one I have still has an overflow/nozzle cleaning sponge that bricks the printer when it's full
Oh yeah that whole thing is fucking stupid but bypassable depending on model
Yeah will see what I can do once it starts complaining
So you need to hack it and violate warranty to make it work? And this is just fine? On a product you paid for?
HP will brick your shit remotely on these.
Needs more jpeg
FPU
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Is the FPU a reference to the Pentium FDIV bug?? What a throwback.
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Where is the tracking device for remembering numbers remotely?
That’s wifi or Bluetooth.
Laserprinters use different colored lasers for multi-color printing.
I know. I was kidding 😛
You still forgot the numbers part! The most important detail!
We don't talk about bubble jet.
I love my inkjet. It's so nice to be able to do my own high quality prints for the wall and for friends.