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[–] [email protected] 76 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Quality, but what about ME, and arguably 3.11. Does NT cover both 3.5.1 and 4? (my memory is hazy about earlier)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I see 8.1 as 9. Will never not.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Fuck you. Bringing up ME and making me relive the memories. Even as a kid, I couldn't stand it wanted 98 back.

ME and Vista are by far the worst to date.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

ME and Vista are by far the worst to date.

11 is trying its darnedest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Really? I do not see much difference compared with 10, other than shifted start button.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The silenced cries of the side taskbars......

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, this pissed me off. It's almost never useful, but spanning the whole x-axis on an ultra wide does make less sense.

I hated icon stacking also because I had a wide monitor and didn't want to have extra clicks.

Ironically, now I have so many things open, the stacking only makes sense when I get ~15 explorer windows open and they're all displayed as a tall list

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Well aside from that, which shouldn't have been set by default imo, it has more bugs, ridiculous system requirements, requires a ms account even more than before and runs worse.

I guess however bad the versions before it might have been, they at least kind of had a point? 11 is just a shitty reskin to squeeze out those sweet licensing dollars. They didn't even bother changing the version number in the older releases.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I personally never had any issues with Vista. Even deferred win7 for 4-5 years until I got curious. Though I did have a system made for it, so that was part of it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Vista was a nightmare unless you had OEM equipment that wasn't just vista compatible, but MADE FOR VISTA. Your experience was an aberration, most people got 'vista compatible' PCs that were running vista but made with XP sp1 in mind. So you'd see these systems that had no hardware graphics acceleration beyond onboard anemic garbage trying to run menus with DOF blur and soft overlays just gagging, and god forbid you had to troubleshoot/support some software on some shit like this, it was a nightmare.

The rest of the people upgraded from XP to Vista themselves, and the smart ones went "OH FUCK NO" and went back in droves.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

8 only gets hate because people lost their minds with the start menu change.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

It had multiple personalities disorder. Two e-mails, two browsers, two settings. It was confusing as hell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I actually liked it then, you could just roughly click in the area and would hit the right shortcut.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

~~I don't know if they reclassified it at some point, but back on those days 3.5 was titled "Windows for Workgroups" and 4.0 was the first to be known simply as "NT".~~

Forget what I said, I recalled an old memory from childhood of a 3.5 upgrade box for people running Windows for Workgroups.

NT 4.0 is definitely what popularized that version prior to Windows 2000 and XP. Most people who just say "Windows NT" are thinking about 4.0.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

3.11 was WfW, and ran on top of DOS just like 3.1 did.

NT 3.51 used the NT kernel, and (mostly) looked like 3.1/3.11 on the surface. NT 4 used the NT kernel, and (mostly) looked like Win95.

Win 95/98/Me also ran on DOS, though it was more tightly integrated than it was in the 3.1 days.

Win 2k and everything after was based on NT.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Replace NT in this list with ME and you have all the consumer versions. NT versions 3.5 and 4 were the business versions in parallel with 95, 98, and ME.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Win2k wasn't consumer. It was the business offering at the same time as ME, which may be surprising to some. Xp was their successor, merging the business and personal lines.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hi, my name is Gabe Newell and I'll teach you how to count to ten:

1, 2

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

RE: Re: FWD: RE:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Was dude even at the company after Vista?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nope. Bill left MS in 2008 and Windows 7 came out in 2009.

Also the joke left out Windows 10x, AKA 11.

And for some reason, it includes NT and Win2k, but leaves out all the other Server versions (2003 through 23H2).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

NT (3.x & 4.0) and 2000 were also available as Workstation editions. They were concurrent with Windows 3.x, 95, 98 and ME (which did get missed on the above)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Yeah the whole meme is funny but stupid and wrong. It’s like blaming Steve Jobs for the Vision Pro.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I wonder if they will call the next versions 12 and especially 13. Alternative names:

  • Windows AI (because all those new features are so transformative)
  • Windows Azure Blue, Red and Yellow (Home and Pro, neither allowing local accounts, also Enterprise where non-hybrid AD still kinda works)
  • Windows Edge 20XX (everything has to use cloud computing terms!)
  • Windows. Just Windows. (four years later: Windows 2 announced!)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How about Windows NoPrivacyOnlyAdsForYou Edition? Kinda rolls nicely off the tongue.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

I distinctly remember this joke when 2000 or ME was the most recent one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People say valve can't count to 3 but Microsoft is guessing what number comes after 0

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

NT 3.1 came out before 95, and isn't a single version (Windows 11 is still Windows NT). If you include NT as a version, you can't include 2000, XP, or anything after.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

In Windows NT math, 6.3 = 8.1

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm over here on Windows 13.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I'm on Windows 2000 which is 1987 versions ahead of Windows 13.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I thought 1 came after 360.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This thing goes to ELEVEN now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's how old this meme is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The ancient texts are resurfaced.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Really chafing at mixing NT codebase with 9x codebase (especially when NT had versions).

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

For anyone really curious about this, 1, 2, 3, 95 and 98 are using the old MS-DOS Kernel. Windows 3 was the first product also released with an alternative new NT Kernel and available as Windows 3 NT.

So then when they continued with this NT Kernel they continued to count the version number like that (at least retrospectively when creating Windows 7).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Theres the problem. Everytime hes tried to go sequential, he fucks it up

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