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[–] [email protected] 288 points 11 months ago (5 children)

For the curious.

The boots have two layers. This boot is the inner layer.

[–] [email protected] 141 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is how conspiracy theories ought to work. Perfectly fine to raise a question, and dismissed when you get the answer. Absent is the rampant speculation and unfounded claims.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

I mean, I think that's just called science

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's because they find evidence to support their truth, instead of formulating a theory based in the evidence. I've heard it described with the circle analogy.

Imagine the absolute truth is a circle, but we don't know what the shape is. By doing research, we find out certain facts as points on that circle. We can then draw straight lines between those points, and draw a shape that's as close to the absolute truth as we can get, with the data we have. Further research and discoveries place more dots, sometimes falling outside of the lines we've drawn. So we redraw the shape more and more, always increasing towards that circle. That's how science works.

Conspiracy theorist do the opposite. They draw a random shape (that's nowhere near a circle, like a star), and then go out to find proof that fits on that shape. Some proof is correct - it just happens to fall on the same lines as the circle. Others are completely out there, aligning with their shape, but not with the circle (because it's not relevant to the truth). And if they do find proof that fits on the circle, but not on their star, it's ignored.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I like debates but most conspiracy debates are absolutely insufferable because of this. No matter how many points get completely debunked, they move on to the next one, and even worse, continue spreading the debunked points afterwards. They don't give a shit about science or the truth.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's quite interesting thanks for that mate

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Neat, always wondered what the reason for this was

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why does they had their names on the clothes? Were they kindergarteners?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Custom tailored suits that have to fit you perfectly so you don’t die. And might have to put them on very fast in an emergency, in low or zero g, with potential limited light. Big, high contrast, labels are probably helpful.

Also, these things were tested and iterated on repeatedly. If something is on that suit, it’s often because it’s solving a problem that was identified in a past test.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

what a good suit

[–] [email protected] 127 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But the big question is, did google provide good answers for the third tab?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

yes can confirm πŸ§ΌπŸ‘‹πŸ₯’πŸ’¦

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude soap will fuck your shit up

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

πŸ§ΌπŸ§ΌπŸ§ΌπŸ‘‹πŸ₯’πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is why you're unhappy. At least your cucumber is really clean.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Lol I can't stop laughing about the fact so many people here missed this.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago

That's why the inner one is called space boot the outer one moon boot.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure the word you’re looking for is β€œyaoi”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So many questions about that last tab...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't deny. Plants Vs zombies gay hentai is good studying material.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Good for you mate

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The top isn't even the real inner boot. You'll note OP has a weird panel screwed into theirs. Here is an image with both sets:

Here is the bottom of the moon-boot:

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I mean... Happy Pride! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

By George its been a long time since I've seen you iPod safari screenshot! How's the wife?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Things like this are great as a litmus test for stupidity. Whoever made that meme failed the test hard.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Whoever created this meme has a great sense of humour most the "shitposts" here dont even remotely resemble a shitpost nor do they resemble any ounce of humour they're mostly just shitty political statements

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just now saw the bottom tab. 🀣

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I appreciate that you’re leaving your first comment and accepting the downvotes it deserves.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Always worried about that social reputation that little score. One thing I've learnt over the years of Reddit,twitter,4chan,Lemmy shitposting. Is you can take the Redditor out of Reddit. But you can never take Reddit out of the Redditor. Karma doesn't exist on Lemmy downvotes and upvotes don't mean anything m8. Unless the downvotes give you emotional damage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bruh I was gonna give all my upvotes to my grandchildren. What do you mean they dont mean anything? How are they going to live without my hard earned internet points?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Valve says you're not allowed to do that anyway

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

downvotes and upvotes don't mean anything m8.

Well, they're used for sorting but that's it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Zoom in on the other tab I think the answer is in there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yo buddy long time no see. Cool You are back

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)