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[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Give me "chicken dump truck" and extra large "worried" as desert.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I'm going with "A luxury sofa" thank you

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Tuna is a problem" is my fave.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I prefer the one in the secret menu,
"We Need To Talk About Tuna".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Glad to see I'm not the only one suspicious of cheese

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Not a problem

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Beans, Gentlemen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am more of a foul white jar guy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Same. I like to start with A Period of Cream first, though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

We need an Engrish magazine on this here Fediverse. Beans, Gentlemen!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, we've had Liver with cheese, but what about Liver liver with cheese?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Liver liver is exponentially more liver.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I would have fun at a place like this. Just order a different item each time I go and see what the hell it actually is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Blindfolded, ordinary is my fave 😋

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Not the Heep sheep?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They always look weird at me when i order a luxury sofa, like "You gonna eat that whole thing?" And I tell them "Yeah!". They always end up totally confused!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Guys I found Vance!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I assume they're fun silly names in Arabic too?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

no, I'm not an Arab but i can read a little bit and from what i can read they're just regular dishes. the auto translator went crazy with interpretations though. part of the problem is Arabic script doesn't really have vowels; they have diacritics* instead but they're rarely used (either for disambiguation or in the Quran to minimize the possibility of misreading the holy text). so imagine reading English without vowels:

y cn prbbl tll frm cntxt wht ths mns

but it would be hard for a machine to decipher it. these words can easily be:

yea cone probable tall farm context wheat these mines

once you misinterpret one word, its relation to the other words make them more likely to be misinterpreted as well.

e:sp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Beans, gentlemen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ate a "she is suspicious of cheese" last night. Would recommend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Well now I'm just confused.