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[–] [email protected] 132 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Why is there a big ring of 50+ people per km/sq all around Canada?

[–] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It's an old tradition that they don't like discussing with outsiders.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's okay, I'm actually Canadian, please tell me.

(even if you suspect that I'm lying, it would be impolite to accuse me of that)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

As is tradition.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

That's the Night's Watch.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

You ever heard of soudi arabias "the line"? Turns out they stole it from canada

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I live inside that ring. Bought a 5 bedroom house for around $100k 3ish years ago. Been putting some work into it, hoping to sell in a couple years to move even deeper into the ring.

The biggest problem is employment. I got lucky and landed a great job that pays well. The second problem is cost of food as it highly depends on location. If I drive an hour south or east, I can reduce my food costs by around 30%. Not everyone has that ability because of the bigger problem. Gas price is the 3rd biggest problem, we're on average 20-30C more per liter than outside the ring.

Then there's the actual places. So many have very poorly run municipal governments that are full of the dumbest motherfuckers around who sink entire budgets into poorly thought out capital projects and raise taxes for decades after. Poor tax enforcement so that there are many properties with years in outstanding tax debt that doesn't get collected, which leads to even larger budget shortfalls and more tax increases. Every now and then I'll see a tax sale listed for $20k+ because the owner died and no remaining family could afford to claim the property because it the outstanding tax debt.

This is why I want to move into the bush where I have no neighbours, because at least the miniscule tax burden is less of a slap in the face when I look outside and see nothing coming back from it.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 10 months ago (3 children)

90% of the poutine is within 50 miles of the US border. What would they survive on up there?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Polar bears, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Once global warming is finished, you just wait.

Canada's going to be laughing at the rest of the world in their tropical paradise. All those beaches.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

This is how we get right-wing patriots to care about global warming. 'not only will Canada still be bigger than us, they'll have better resorts'

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With the way climate change is going, we may soon have access to the virgin lands up north. RIP, but also yay, but also RIP...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this is pretty well known. It's been ascertained that, assuming we don't go extinct or collapse back into the 1800s, Canada and Russia (especially Siberia) are poised to become demographic and economic monsters in the next couple of centuries.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eh, neither muskeg or bedrock turn into arable land just because the winters become milder.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Edmonton (that moderate city on the western side, just past the rockies) gets to -50°C in the dead of winter for about two weeks.

Some years we get snow for 5-6 months (global warming is fixing that) .

You move more north if you want to. Im fucking good

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Edmonton is the farthest north you can go in the western hemisphere while still having over 1 million people, and yet we still have people that complain about the winters ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Also we hit +40C/104F last month so that was fun.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Pfft, what housing crisis?

Map of Australia showing population density, with a red line drawn around the large area of land with less than 1 person per square kilometre.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look at all that fertile land, the Aussies are so silly

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

It’s literally greener than the rest of the map, stupid fucking upside downers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The scribbled out Tasmania is pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I miss r/MapsWithoutTasmania! Thanks for appreciating the bit 😂

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This is the land of cobra chickens.

We deeply respect the limits they impose on us.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (4 children)

It'll be warm soon enough! Keep not eating the rich!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Let's be honest, what is Canada doing with all that land though?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

In my experience, using it as a dumping ground for anti-social alcoholics

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Why would you say that about Edmonton?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Resource extraction. Lots of mining, oil further west, logging everywhere south of the arctic circle

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's full of bugs and terrible soil, also looks bigger than it is due to map distortions

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

big toast!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They all want to live in Torranto.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

And vanchoover

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

It's wild to me how empty Canada is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sure, but the year-round livable areas in Canada aren't in that red area.

Livable areas

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

the us is kind of like this too

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