You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

I feel like this is more accurate:

Zorg made it look way better

He should go back to this

At least zorg knew he was an asshole

Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.

Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?

You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy "oops it was the trunks fault" bullpucky

Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.

I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There's already been two or three references to him that did not age well.

In the writer's defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.

Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.

all those hair plugs just for that

When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you'll look like a fucking weirdo.

It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.

good lord he looks like a frog

Alternatively:

"fire one million" - Musk

It totally works.

Somehow reminding me of the singer of Rammstein

Someone get him some cherries.

Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?