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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They found me, I don't know how but they found me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

RUN FOR IT, MARTY!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

somebody else's kidney

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Something valuable you say....hmmm, let me think about it for a sec

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Don't forget to rub it with lemons to make the invisible ink visible

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Hold on a minute! I'm taking my minute back

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That's not necessarily valuable, exactly. Yes, companies charge a lot for consumer ink jet printer ink, but prices go down dramatically when you're talking about commercial printing. A two liter bottle of high-end dye sublimation ink runs about $200 (might be up since I last bought in 2021), and the dye sublimation ink for the HP printer I operate costs about $700/10L.

If your printer has replaceable print heads that aren't part of the ink cartridge, and if you can retrofit a bulk ink system, then you quickly find out that ink is pretty inexpensive.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A balloon on free balloon day?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's not stealing if you give it back afterwards

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Mike will definitely knock you out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Trix.

Silly rabbit, trix are for kids.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Nice try, thieves. I'm not giving you any ideas for things to steal. You should steal this idea instead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Diamonds, or any sort of gemstone, as trying to sell those things would probably be as risky as stealing them in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I guess we doin riddles now

[–] tover153 3 points 10 months ago

Iowa here: manure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Incan matrimonial head masks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is there a lot of money in... ah... Incan... Matrimonial head masks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Boatloads. If you can sell them, which you can’t.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Some people lack vision.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Stocks or other bonds.

They have serial numbers and can be tracked/locked out from the system.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The CCTV tapes from Epstein's island

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

All the gold in the ocean