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Well, better that than the sink
Ah, the ol' throat sink.
Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.
Cringe.
She must have been fucking our dads every night for years.
Edit: Lol at the downvotes, if you want to wear an edgy shirt in public you're going to have to expect some edgy retorts and furthermore I think anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are fat, and good for her if she's happy at that size, but I don't have to accept edgy excuses for someone else's poor choices.
You didn't get any replies yet you decided to edit your comment to argue with an imaginary opponent. Mate, take a breath.
37 downvotes, yet no one brave enough to put their neck on the line and offer a counterpoint. So yh, I made an assumption and yet still no one has made a counterpoint which means I'm probably right 🤷🏼♂️
I'll reply: no one is offering a retort because your comment is weird, pointless, and not worth the time or effort to give a genuine response to. Your edit makes it even more obvious that you just wanted to stir shit and get in bad faith arguments over a silly picture
If you want to write edgy replies, you have to expect some downvotes. I think that attempts to normalize toxicity and trolling online are absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are provocateurs, but I don't have to accept excuses for their poor behavior.
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Lol no one cares enough to reply to you mate. The reaction is "what a dork" downvote and forget.
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Counterpoint: you're a fucking asshole and you and your bigoted logic can fuck off.
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I think it's cool and our dads are lucky.
your retort sucks because you're trying to own her by saying something she already acknowledges. weak af.
"I'm fat because I fucked your dad"
"oh yeah? well you're fat!"
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"I bet you fucked my dad a lot!"
genius insults
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I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.
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If you reversed the gender on this you'd the comment section would be a combination of roasting the hypothetical dude and complaining how trashy the shirt is.
I don't even think the double standard is related to sexism. I think you're all horny degenerates who are emotionally stunted to the point where any woman implying anything sexual breaks your mind.
I think you underestimate how gay lemmy is.
Honestly fair. My bad for not factoring gay people in my consideration of how people on this site are sex starved horny degenerates.
I actually disagree with that, if I saw a larger gentleman wearing this I'd feel proud of him for owning his thing with self-depracating humour, and think it was funny, the same as I do here.
nah i'd be here supporting them 100%
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is your dad... the greasy strangler!
for the blissfully ignorant:
https://youtu.be/k0sk7QsZF64?si=Vkd8NV2zXI-GKq-i
Even the trailer is completely demented.
It's worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can't say I've ever seen anything exactly like it before.
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Clearly, our fathers are trying to give her a massive heart attack before our mothers hear about this lady's affairs.
Trashy fatty. Imagine a group of kids reading her shirt.
People seem to think children will get brain damage if they see anything sexual even in writing.
But not gore...
I remember reading about the show Hannibal where there was a scene that was originally shot where you could see a butt crack gasp! so to make it more suitable for the children they filled the crack with viscera from the dude who was torn open...
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Have you ever been on the average Call of Duty lobby? Kids have read and said far worse than this. Kids are going to learn curse words regardless of what you do.
And according to those lobbies they've had way more sex than most of us. They seem to really like mothers.
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Imagine going around shaming everything that you don't like — not realizing that some find this to be their fetish.
That life seems miserable.
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Is that chain attached to a popsocket on her phone? That's hilarious
I think the chain is just to be pretty, attached to her pants on both sides.
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That just makes me sad for both of them.
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