How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?
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Fake: anon has a friend
Gay: literally gay
Fake because Brad didn't get gay with Tim and anon
fake because tim is marrying a girl
Real and bi
One of the few anon stories that seems plausible
In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think
CHOO CHOO
Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.
If you don't mind me asking, when were you in high school?
I was in high school in the late 2010s, in a red county in a red state, and there were a few openly queer ppl in my grade who were never bullied throughout high school.
I think it was because allies outnumbered the homophobes/transphobes and bullies only punch down, not up.
I was in high school in the late 00s early 10s and I remember guys in the locker room talking about how they'd murder a trans woman if one "tricked them". Around that point the only reason I didn't realize I was a trans woman was that I really didn't want to realize it.
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I was in my countries equivalent in the late '00s and early '10s, and it ... really wasn't. So I'd say that's rather time and place dependent.
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Tim is getting married at ~22?
Is that strange where you are from?
Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.
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Yeah, I'd say so. At 22 the human brain isn't even fully developed. Tim and his wife are children acting out some theatrics inculcated by their (almost always) religious community. Then again, I live in an American state that embraces education and critical thinking, so my assumption is ol Tim is from Utah, or some other regressive theocratic place where they'd rather nip autonomy in the bud and tether young people to a prescribed way of life that hasn't otherwise existed outside of these antideluvian pockets for the last 70 years.
But I'm probably reading too much into it.
This reads like a 16 year old posting a pseudo intellectual argument so they can feel smart.
"Brain is only mature when it is no longer developing, that is, when it is stagnant and decaying"
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People throughout history have been married way younger.
It's only a very recent phenomenon in 90% of the world that people don't get married by 22. Even go back to the 80s and 90s which weren't that long ago - getting married under 25 was exceptionally common
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Americans marry early. And often.
Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!
Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?
If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual