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[–] [email protected] 168 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is fake and gay. Literally

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, 20 dudes is rookie numbers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Ikr? I've fucked more guys than that, and I'm straight

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 months ago (11 children)

People really dont understand how languages work. Even brother and man can be gender neutral. If you say "man, whyd you do that" thats gender neutral. Same with dude and guy.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whatever you say, girliepop

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a man but I love when people call me babygirl or something like that

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Yo, something like that, send nudes

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Idk about the rest of it but dude and guys can totally be gender neutral and i hate people that dont get that. Its such a bitchy thing to get mad about

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This. I've got a fair few trans friends, and we're all in agreement - unless it's obvious we're talking in gendered terms based on context, "dude", "man", "bro", etc are just interjections, not reference to someone's gender. And, when we are talking in gendered contexts, we tend to be pretty clear about that.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Thats a joke right? Because youre getting downvoted, but you yourself called me bro without knowing my gender so it must be a joke or youre the most oblivious person ive ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

But like.......I think it goes beyond just gender specificity & is also an attempt to address the embedded patriarchy of our culture & language. Those interjection words being male of center as a default is something I wanna unpack, too.🤷🏽

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I always "y'all" and I'm not even from the south.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Y’all gives modern English the second person plural it would otherwise be missing

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yousa bombad, meesa like muy muy!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I hate you with every fiber of my being

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've always been fond of "yinz", despite never having been to Pittsburgh

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

"You" used to be that word, but mfs didn't wanna say "thou" anymore so "you" has to pull double duty now

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

In parts of the south "y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's not a problem until someone tells you to not refer to them as a dude or a guy. If you continue, you are just an asshole 🤷🏻

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Sure, but we're talking plurals of strangers atm. "Please don't call me a guy going forward" is a different conversation than "what you just said is stupid, mean, and wrong".

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (22 children)

Or, just maybe. The person remarking is an asshole. It gives off the same energy as correcting grammar when talking with someone.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (28 children)

I mean I'll be nice about it and correct to girls or ladies or whatever, but that conversation is probably over

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I definitely use "guy" as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as "dude" as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (8 children)

"Ladydudes" is the way to go.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Gentlemen and gentle women.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago

This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from "guys" to "dudes" when it's about the former word...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"You fuckers" is the correct nomenclature

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (5 children)

"Fuckos" for informal situations

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

At some point you need to take responsibility for your insecurities and work on moving past them rather then expecting society to placate you. Languages evolve, so if your end goal is gender equality (or even if its not), the best thing you can do is accept that words are context sensative and "dude" and "guys" can be neutral terms.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Alternatively, if a woman asks you not to call her a guy or a dude, respect that.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Accidentally Australian /j

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Cunt is singular, he should have used "cunts".

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Shouldn't it have been "How many guys have you fucked?" He didn't say "you dudes."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Obviously fake, but the response is a total non-sequitur to set up for the grindr but.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I view "guys" and "dudes" as gender neutral but when its directed towards me i start feeling like shit

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

She gets angry at me for saying "you guys"

Me: 🚶

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