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[–] [email protected] 171 points 2 months ago (4 children)

1000059426

does this look natural to u?

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago (20 children)

I can side with the vegans that the meat industry needs to be clamped down on hard

But eating meat in of itself is not wrong, that is what is natural

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, but most people in the west don't have the option to eat meat that are not from the meat industry.

That is exactly why veganism is attractive in the west.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Murder and rape are also "natural."

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Veganism isn't about respect for nature. It is a philosophy and way of living against animal cruelty and exploitation.

Congratulations on a legit shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Whoosh.

E: For those downvoting, remember this is a shitpost and some level of inaccuracy is almost required. It's the shit part of the post. Like, c'mon guys...

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (38 children)

Vegans have to deal with arguments like this but unironically on the daily. That hits a nerve, wether it's meant as a shitpost or not. Don't take it personally.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Lmao. Look at OPs comments. They actually believe this shit. Based on all the other shitposts they post here and all throughout lemmy, they probably picked it up on reddit or some other trash site, thought it was funny, and came here to share.

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)


Nature according to people who use that argument

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Well if the ants can do it, why can't we?

(Btw, I'm opposed to caged chicken egg cultivation, and even had my own chicken in the past before I couldn't anymore for eggs. Now I just pay the premium and researched which were the most ethical eggs in the store available. Happy hens make better eggs anyway. I'm just pointing out we're not the only ones that raise animals for consumption in nature).

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As much as I admire the morality and overall health of vegetarian/vegan folks, I would also super respect anyone who got all their protein by monstering whole live mice that they caught by hand.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'd support a "you can eat all the meat you can catch and kill with your bare hands" diet.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our ancestors have been using sharp sticks, heavy sticks, and sharp rocks since they could walk upright, so I’d support that, too.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Vegans and vegetarians are not often more healthy than meat eaters. In fact a lot of them subsist mostly on junk food and ultra processed shit.

I dunno about their morals. For me it depends on whether they are opposed to meat because they think it’s murder (absurd notion: see op) or because they opposed the treatment of living animals in industrial meat farms, which is the real issue.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

However you gotta justify your choices I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We’re destroying the Amazon for cattle but haha birds eat rodents lmao gottem

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll take "things actual vegans never say" for $500!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's not even a contradiction. One can respect something and not emulate it.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (48 children)
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this is the “attack helicopter” joke of veganism

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (16 children)

Humans "i dont rape because i respect other humans". Meanwhile nature ....

And in before "but i need to eat", you dont need to eat animal products. You can have a healthy life with a vegan diet, arguably an even healthier life. And to go back to my original point, just because you need to cum, doesnt mean that you have the right to cause suffering and death to other sentient beings.

Just masturbate. Just go vegan.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

Not a vegan, but I don't think I've ever heard a vegan say that. We've all watched nature shows. Rationale is usually a little bit deeper. Overconsumption, abuse of animals in meat/dairy industries, responsibility of humans to aim for a higher level of morality than animals, etc. Sure some go overboard, but I wouldn't underestimate the complexity of the thinking behind it.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (18 children)

I think the problem isn't that we eat meat. It's that we torture the animals and have them live in deplorable conditions before we eat them. If we all hunted or raised our own animals or had the animals live in decent conditions it would be less of an issue for most REASONABLE vegans and vegetarians. I used to be vegan and vegetarian a decade so I get it a bit. I hated it when anyone would bitch about other people's food choices, but then complain when they did the same to them for their food choices. Both sides I mean. I had some non-veggies once they found out I didn't eat meat would attack me for it. When I did start eating meat again some vegans and vegetarians would attack me for it.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Non-vegan, hearing that vegans exist: "Hey, these people are different from me! I hate them!"

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Our species were shaped as omnivores, meaning we have a choice of what we want to eat. Don't forget where we don't live anymore: the jungle. Just because we used to live in caves doesn't mean we should live in caves now. Also, they didn't have McDonald's in the jungle.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

So we domesticated fire, that's one step out of the swamp and steppes.
Then there was agriculture and animal husbandry, we became sedentary.

Writing developed, accelerating growth in the arts, math and engineering, the sciences... we had domesticated knowledge and memory - data storage.

Before we knew it, the printing press popped up and soon after we domesticated something abstract and invisible, awesome and truly fundamental - electromagnetism. That's is the big game changer right there.

We have figured out our physical place in the universe.
We can image distant supermassive black holes, we have mapped the farthest, faintest reaches of the visible universe using the oldest light there is - the Cosmic Microwave Background (which started out as orange light 13.7 billion years ago).

We are now in the process of harnessing sunlight and the wind; the genome; we can now even perform data operations using quantum superimposed electron states, harnessing the subatomic wave function itself.

Surely we can now domesticate cruelty-free protein chemistry. So many steps away from the swamp and steppes already, so far we can't turn and go back again. What's one more step?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Watch out the one vegan with the finger strength left to press the downvote button is gonna come for you.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

This is for real shit post

[–] Yareckt 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hawks eat meat cause they have to. WE eat meat cause it's delicious. The Hawks dies if there are too many Hawks in one feeding ground. The human fucks up his and everyone elses Habitat for centurys cause he's too lazy to change.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The survival of the fittest narrative was debunked almost as soon as it existed, and that debunking is what forms the ideological basis of mutual aid. That people continue to spread this toxic misinformation over a century later is a testament to the unfortunate tenacity of lies.

Even in the most brutal depths of the natural world, cooperation is still the overarching basis of ecosystem health. It's known in Permaculture, for instance, that too much competition results in resource depletions.

A vegan ethic is inline with a growing awareness and need for us all to learn to expand our capacities of empathy and compassion, from those who are most like us, to those who are most unlike us.

On the topic of wilderness areas, vegans are divided on what the right approaches are. Some of us compare natural biomes to sovereign nations - while we dislike the harms that occur in those places, we feel a need to allow other species their independence to have their self-determination, if for no other reason than the fact that nature is the basis of maintaining a habitable planet, and interference in ecosystems should only be done with the utmost care.

But there are other vegans who do believe strongly that we should be intervening in wild places as well, with the goals of eliminating predation all together, and managing wildlife populations in more ethical ways.

It's a highly contentious topic to be honest.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The redditization of lemmy.world is finally complete. Congratulations, you have ruined the internet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a reddit as fuck comment. Just have fun. Goddammit

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Falcons didn't fuck up by inventing tofu, so they have an excuse. We don't.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Vegans: exist

People like OP: how dare you make your own choices about your own life that don't hurt anyone in any way whatsoever

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m a vegetarian and also native. Humans have this weird hubris where they think they’re not part of the natural world. Humans are designed to be omnivores, meat jumpstarted our evolution. I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with eating meat, but what’s wrong is the ease and disregard for meat and the animals that provide it through the factory farming industry.

But at the end of the day there’s no more wrong with a person eating meat, than with that Hawk eating a mouse. We’re part of the circle. We just have the privilege to live in a time and place where not eating meat is a realistic choice

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Except its scientifically proven, that our possibility tonevolve was Not from Hunting, but agricultural Farming. But great Shitpost

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No it wasn't.

Otherwise humans wouldn't have been smart enough to figure out farming in the first place.

Also humans were already humans when farming was invented. We're not pokemon.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Some people just don't feel comfortable killing and eating animals. Let people live their own lives.

Anyways, less people eating animal products leads to lower prices for those who do (you).

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