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[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I don't know why i remembered i had this somewhere in my dusty folder full of thousands of old memes, but:

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Why do Americans do weird shit like this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

i have this exact picture in the bottom of my old reddit drawer, thats been expanding for 2 years and now merging with my Lemmy drawers....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Then the question becomes, "Why do you have a mirror hanging over your fireplace?" It's too high for practical use.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mirrors can make rooms feel bigger, even if you can't see yourself in it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Could just be tall. As a 6'5'' guy this mirror would be perfect for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

That is a weird place for a mirror, to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Erm, that looks like a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan, not a framed picture of a ceiling fan.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Somebody get this guy the Detective of the Year award

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago

Perhaps it's reflecting a picture of a ceiling fan.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Thats what I thought too at first, but notice the soft pastel colours separated by the diagonal, as if in a fragrant meadow of flowers, bisected by the hard steel blades of the fan, the artist showing the juxtaposition between country and city life, whilst the fan itself is depicted at an elusive angle, like an anxious child shying away from their duties.

No this is clearly the work of a Master.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are we censoring Pepe now?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

That is the pepe.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a rare abstract Pepe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Minimalist Pepe

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A portal to an alternate dimension where I am ugly.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Oh my god this is the best "straight line" type of joke I've heard in a long time. I just told my six year old they loved it

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

I hope that's bait because he fuckin gottem

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Is it not a mirror?

Granted it would be strange to place a mirror so high

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No its framed picture of a celling fan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Can confirm, am American and we're obligated to hang a picture of a ceiling fan. I don't make the rules.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Mirror is face-ish high, to look at your ugly mug.

I have my mirrors much lower so I can admire my better as(s)pects.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You'd see the left wall in the reflection, if you wanted to show the opposite corner, like in that picture, the mirror needs to be arcoss facing the camera directly.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's an angled wall segment, look at where it meets the floor

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Oh wow. That fisheye really does a number on the perspective.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Found the non American.

If you were American, you would know its the traditional American custom to put up frammed fan photos.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

If only that were true, what I'd give to not be in this god forsaken country

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

That's a good cat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Lol, it's obviously not a picture of a fucking fan, those have dildo blades.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

What Mr. Blades and I do in the privacy of our home is none if your business!