I don't know why i remembered i had this somewhere in my dusty folder full of thousands of old memes, but:
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Why do Americans do weird shit like this?
i have this exact picture in the bottom of my old reddit drawer, thats been expanding for 2 years and now merging with my Lemmy drawers....
Then the question becomes, "Why do you have a mirror hanging over your fireplace?" It's too high for practical use.
Mirrors can make rooms feel bigger, even if you can't see yourself in it
Could just be tall. As a 6'5'' guy this mirror would be perfect for me.
That is a weird place for a mirror, to be fair.
Erm, that looks like a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan, not a framed picture of a ceiling fan.
Somebody get this guy the Detective of the Year award
Perhaps it's reflecting a picture of a ceiling fan.
Thats what I thought too at first, but notice the soft pastel colours separated by the diagonal, as if in a fragrant meadow of flowers, bisected by the hard steel blades of the fan, the artist showing the juxtaposition between country and city life, whilst the fan itself is depicted at an elusive angle, like an anxious child shying away from their duties.
No this is clearly the work of a Master.
Are we censoring Pepe now?
That is the pepe.
It's a rare abstract Pepe.
Minimalist Pepe
Wut is "mirror?"
A portal to an alternate dimension where I am ugly.
Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time
Oh my god this is the best "straight line" type of joke I've heard in a long time. I just told my six year old they loved it
I hope that's bait because he fuckin gottem
Is it not a mirror?
Granted it would be strange to place a mirror so high
No its framed picture of a celling fan.
Can confirm, am American and we're obligated to hang a picture of a ceiling fan. I don't make the rules.
Mirror is face-ish high, to look at your ugly mug.
I have my mirrors much lower so I can admire my better as(s)pects.
You'd see the left wall in the reflection, if you wanted to show the opposite corner, like in that picture, the mirror needs to be arcoss facing the camera directly.
It's an angled wall segment, look at where it meets the floor
Oh wow. That fisheye really does a number on the perspective.
Found the non American.
If you were American, you would know its the traditional American custom to put up frammed fan photos.
If only that were true, what I'd give to not be in this god forsaken country
That's a good cat
Lol, it's obviously not a picture of a fucking fan, those have dildo blades.
What Mr. Blades and I do in the privacy of our home is none if your business!