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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kinda makes sense if you're an ethical porn director.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you work from home, all breaks can be masturbation breaks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ask Jeffrey Toobin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'll just leave this skit here .https://youtu.be/P0PJovYgAFE

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago

Not that bizarre of an explanation. The workplace is a porn studio. She found that it improves productivity if folks aren’t distracted while working. Seems reasonable.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is going on the suggestion box at work.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Good advice! 😂

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are you also working in the porn industry?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Aren't we all? Rule 34.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They’re making a business case to grow into new verticals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lol no, manufacturing

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah lol it's Erika Lust. It's a sex positive porn company so that's not super strange actually 😅

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Uh gross. There are so many sex positive porn companies do you have a link so I can avoid this specific one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, literally just google her name?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You ever googled a porn person's name they are on every site

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh, I guess no one mentioned that she runs the company but she does.

Edit: actually that should be clear from the title, that she is the boss, not a porn actress.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Her name. erikalust.com is her site.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are we supposed to take breaks for that? TIL

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Well, you should at least mute the microphone/turn off the camera on teams/zoom first. Just common courtesy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Better than doing it in a meeting, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Depends on the meeting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Or a meating in their case

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

That's a strange way to say the company offers remote work

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Kevin! Did you help fill the donation box? Need some help?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Being allowed to masturbate at work would just ruin the fun of it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

What a wanker.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is she joining me?