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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

it is never too late to exploit other human beings, you just need Capital and the blessing of the bourgeois State

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

In Gein's case, you don't even need the capital or blessing!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Look at the president, mid 90's, barely able to make bowels with mouth noises, but he's expertly dismantling the country. Not slowly like the Dumas Republican party. He's been doing this in days! While we go to work our asses off every day, this old fuck goes to work in destroying our economy and our children's futures!

All to show you, it's never too late.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Step 1: .... be born white

Step 2: ... be born male

I was only able to achieve step 2. Too bad for me I guess.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guarantee you don't need either quality to reach Ed Gein levels of notoriety. All it takes is effort.

And a dedication to folk art.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where do you live again? .... you know ... so we can 'talk'.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, Ed didn't care if you lived or not. You want to achieve what he achieved, you better get a shovel and head to the nearest cemetery.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should do inspirational talks on stage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am way too busy with my folk art.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

But imagine what you could accomplish!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Step 3... Be given shit for being male and white by people much better off than you.

Step 4... Get no reprieve from racism and sexism because someone before your existence looked like you and was these things so it's okay to happen to you as revenge.

Step 5... Do the one thing white males way better at than anyone else; suicide.

And hope for re-roll

Edit: You've just proved the point. I just shouldn't exist anymore and it's clear that'd be preferred. Thanks for the clarity.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I'm not going to try and justify the people who think it's ok to be bigoted towards white males. It's not ok. I'm also not going to pull the "those people don't exist" bullshit, because it's bullshit.

But no one of that particular flavor of asshat is here in this post or comment thread. So get out of your own head and get over yourself. For your own sake.

Complaining about misandrists and/or people racist against white people is not acceptable behavior publicly. At best it makes you look socially incompetent, and at worst it makes you look like someone who wouldn't mind being lumped in with nazis.


On top of that, the amount of people publicly anti-"every white male ever" is pretty damn low lately. Low enough that you can generally get through life as if they don't exist.

It's been over a decade since I've seen any news orgs worth mentioning run anything along the lines of "Young white men need to be taught not to rape".

If you can't escape it, change the spaces you're spending time online, and the people you are spending time around in real life. I haven't heard that sort of shit to any significant amount for a very long time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh get off the cross, we need the wood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

lol ... I found a picture of you from 2,000 years ago ....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

We're hitting levels of delusion that shouldn't even be possible

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

i don't think any of those four fellows in the OP killed themselves, and in fact, they all lived to ripe old ages.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Ooh, is this demotivational adjacent? That's old school material!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You forgot to say LFTL but thanks!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's crazy to me that Ray Kroc was already in the unedited version of this image... Dude Edison'd the fuck outta McDonald's.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd consider it worse than Edison. Edison's real contribution to technology was the creation of a company R&D lab geared towards new products. He would invest in the development of the product before it became big.

Kroc took over an already functioning business.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

....dude Musk'd the fuck outta McDonald's?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ray Kroc started buying up the land the franchises were being built on and became McDonald's landlord. Then he was able to eventually force McDonald brothers into a deal because he could have shut down the businesses by not renewing their leases on the land.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was really disappointed by the film about him with Michael Keaton. Even though they couldn't completely hide who he really was, it was a hagiography.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's exactly how you start a fight with Colorado.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"Me eat dead people!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Buzzfeed title: Who shortened the most human lives, the answer may shock you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ed Gein only killed two people officially! The least evil of the four!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Lotta people showing a lack of serial killer knowledge

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The joke went so far over people's heads it struck a passing 737.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Like, are you saying i should try to become an oligarch?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, you could just as easily become someone who does arts and crafts with human remains.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Human remains are so hard to come by. I prefer human waste, much more abundant and it really captures the spirit of america.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hey, Ed waited until they were already dead.

Most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gross. I thought this was gonna be about authors, artists, or inventors.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you saying Ed Gein wasn't an artist? And he invented the woman suit!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ok I had to look up Ed Gein and it all makes sense now. 😂 Good one!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seems like past your 50s it's too late

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What’s shit about this post?

I mean the whole „you’re only successful if people talk about you” thing is shit, but is that ot?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I think it's pretty shitty how few human corpses Ray Kroc skinned on his own. Ed Gein did all the corpse-skinning himself. Rich man Kroc got the butler to skin human corpses when he wanted human skin.

Edit: Look, Kroc fans, I know you're mad, but the fact is that Ed Gein was a working man who did a working man's job flaying a corpse. Ray Kroc would never get his own hands dirty digging up a grave and you know it.

And while we're at it, did you ever see Sam Walton's "woman suit" sewn together out of the corpses of exhumed women? It's shit. Just shit. Gein knew how to make himself a "woman suit."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kroc and Ford's numbers put Gein to shame though...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, but with far less creativity and artfulness.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I’m glad you didn’t try to defend Ford. You know that nazi would have been happy to get his hands dirty skinning various people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh he did. The original Model T had seats upholstered from the skins of Jewish orphans that Ford would personally strangle every morning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah. I hadn’t heard that, but it definitely scans with his whole vibe. That dude loved to be antisemitic. One of the best to ever play the game. Up there with the okhrana.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/0sYK2RwH5E8?feature=shared

Like crocodile but not spelled that way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
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