Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.
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I hate threads like this because it always reveals how many nasty motherfuckers there are in society.
Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it's the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?
Feet have balls as well, technically
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I would be okay drying my face with someone else's balls towel, I think my balls towel aren't gonna be a deal breaker
....also, you've just stepped out of the shower 35 seconds earlier.
But but guys if the cloth touches both your balls and your face then YOUR GAAAAYYYYY
I just shake my balls dry
You use the edges for the balls exclusively
Oh I'm opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.
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I use the center of the towel for the face, the ends for bottom half of my body and a separate one for hands outside of bathtime.
In all seriousness I wash myself with a exfiltrating scrub and clean enough where it doesn't matter how I dry myself.
Pure truth.
Towels change when they smell
It didn't make sense at first, but I realised bald men may indeed start with the balls or leg hair first and work up. Wherever has most hair holding most water, really
All you gotta do is follow the law, the law of gravity. Start at the top and work your way down.
Www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM
Isn't the correct response something more like..
"we have ways of making a towel forget, by tmr.."
muhahahahahaa..
< sound of laundry-machines powering-up, in the background.. >
: p
And soap is ablative
custom bowling ball towel
I do have two towels but that's because of my long hair, the ball towel and face towel remain the same with the same rules.
I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don't have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that's how things work.