I had to scroll back in my saved posts to a million years ago to resurrect this.

If y'all could please direct me to the thighs and calves galaxies I'll be on my way. I enjoy boobs as do most humans, but I am a legs man.

To be fair, tits are pretty awesome.

My son just called it "the tittieverse" and now I hate ALL of you.

In German and Dutch it's way worse: "Säugetier" and "zoogdier". Both can roughly be translated to "sucking animals". I was taught in school that it's called that because babies suck on the mother's breasts to be fed and this is a unique trait to mammals. So in conclusion, we all suck.

Ackshully, "galaxy" (or rather, "galaxias") means "Milky Way" already, it's just a translation. It was less ambiguous when the only galaxy we could see was the Milky lights that covered a lot of our sky.

Of course, we realize there's more than one galaxy now, so the meanings have diverged.

I mean... I think we can all agree that boobs are at least universally non-threatening, even without counting the symbolisms of nourishment, nurturance, life, fertility, etc. At least I don't think we're at the point where hiding machine guns or hellish snakes in boobs is viable. ... Right?

"fastfouriertransfem" is a great username

And then she breasted boobily down the stairs.

I'm okay with that.

It was either that or a name based on obscure details of skull morphology.

synapsids have a single temporal fenestra, an opening low in the skull roof behind each eye socket, leaving a bony arch beneath each; this accounts for the name "synapsid"

I'll take the boobs.

I don't know, I prefer butts. Tits are nice, but only half the population have them.

We're the only(?) species that have evolved them to become more than their basic function. Other species use colors and other features for mating signals, humans use shapes. Definitely wired to be interested in them.

Just wait till you know the etymology of mastodon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastodon

Edit to save a click: "A mastodon, (from Ancient Greek μαστός (mastós), meaning "breast, and ὀδούς (odoús) "tooth")"

Edit 2: the "mast" in "mastodon" is the same one as in "mastectomy"

To be fair, men got to name everything so what do you expect really. In my view it's Freudian.

In polish mammals = ssaki, and ssaki = suckers

I finally understand why galactose (greek word for milk) is a component of lactose (latin word for milk). It's milk all the way down.

I've always thought my defining characteristic was my nipples.

Galactose

Aliens are gonna have a field day with their translators.

Boobworld, it's a world for you, but it's actually two!