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[–] Big_Boss_77 13 points 2 months ago

Mmmm them thars sum o dem gudol Christian values

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

....

Naaahh, this has to be an the onion article

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is crazy that it's true apparently. I find it incredulous that this isn't an intentional subversion?

"We love you Trump!", covered in Trump dollars, as a false idol to money / Satan / the antichrist.... All notionally to draw attention and protect trafficed and abused children?! The guy who joked about his good friend Jeffery liking the "on the younger side"? And regularly visited Pedo island?! Surely its trolling!?!

Or not. Sadly, that is a real possibility.

(just to clarify, I don't think goats are satanic, they're delightful. But the cultural connotations are what they are...)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where is Moses when you need him?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

If I can quote someone here...

Ahem

YOUR GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES IF THERE IS A HELL I'LL SEE YOU THERE

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wake up babe, new Gävlebocken just dropped. 🔥

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For the party that’s anti-gay… gotta say this is pretty gay

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Love how they sold trump a false idol to combat sex trafficking. Chefs kiss.

"You know you can just donate how ever much money to what ever cause you want without receiving anything in exchange"

"DONT QUESTION ME, IN TRUMP WE TRUST!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I love you" on the only two things he loves, himself and money. Pretty spot on.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This is uncut Colombian flake purer than pure Pablo-grade evangelical Christianity right here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no fucking way this is the real timeline hahahahaha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The noose is becoming increasingly pertinent to this meme.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Some accelerationist nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With a golden dong, classy as usual

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Trump is weird and evil

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The older I get, the more I see what Oderus Urungus saw.

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