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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You may be surprised to learn all emojis are emoji-sized.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

πŸͺπŸŒπŸŒ—β›°οΈπŸ’πŸš™β˜•οΈπŸ¦ βš›οΈ Turns out, emoji can cover quite the range of different sizes.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

!!!

Must look into.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't be

We fucks inside the car

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It looks bigger on the inside

That is NOT what she said

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thanks for the fuck shack

-dirty Mike and the boys

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Duck. I meant to say duck.

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FYI - you can edit post titles on lemmy

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I know, but its funnier this way, so i'm going to leave it.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ooooh, that makes more sense, yes! Thank you and sorry!

[–] agitated_judge@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The duck fucks, but does the fuck duck?

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

The fuck could have ducked to be the same height as the car

[–] benni@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

What the duck

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Some considerations for you:

βœŒοΈπŸ†πŸ…±οΈβ˜•πŸ₯΅β€οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘¨

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No that's just a typo, it's a big ass-fuck SUV actually.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Car for witches

[–] LaminatedDenim@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Truly it's a crime that emoji are not true to scale

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The car emoji takes up half of your screen, and you have to zoom to see the ant one.

Seems fun ngl.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All the emojis should be scaled up so the atom could be at least 1 pixel

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see you've trained your autocorrect well

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shit. I meant to say duck, not fuck.

edit: a letter.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Real fuck, toy car

[–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This isn’t true, the duck is just much closer…

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Great, now I can't unsee the close duck.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago