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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Kids these days...
Avocados used to be an important resource in the tech industry, since they were the only reliable source of new mouse balls.
After the invention of optical mice, experiments showed that the flesh around the mouse ball has an alternative use, for keeping millenials too poor to revolt.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You're allowed to say "kill" on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

Then go somewhere else

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

The biazzaro rules of TikTok censorship will forever impact the language English and I mourn it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You’re allowed to obfuscate it too.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (4 children)

S*re b*t wh*?

Let's start obfuscating all our words so we don't offend anyone!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I didn't mean to use a trigger word. Sorry for any distress I caused you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Leave the bl*ggers out of this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

More like the hard *.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

In this case it looks like the original was on Tiktok, which from my understanding does not like people saying things like "kill"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Whatever your reason, I support your right to have it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Corporate-owned media can get fucked. Adapting vocabulary to the whims of their feckless advertisers is complicity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

*k** *'m g**ng t* wr*t* l*k* th*s n*w.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You c*nt, doing it that frequently isnt funny its obnoxious

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I can't? Or are you calling me a cent?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Or speaking in cant?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What's even the point of that? The little table doesn't do shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

It's meant to keep the top of the box from sagging down and messing up the pizza. Not usually a problem on smaller boxes but happens a lot with larger ones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I had gone to some pizza place years ago (in Santa Cruz I think) that has chairs to go with the table.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I got a hockey net last time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I don't really want to look at this man.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though

[–] And009 4 points 6 days ago

Worth mentioning it'll fruit in half a decade, twice that if it isn't GMO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Can we all just take a moment and look at wtf is going on with that ear?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

it looks like an earphone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I do not want to look

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Easier To clean at least than the ones the peach people put in.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Anyone else wanna yank that piercing out

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I don't get the joke. Does he deserve punishment because he has a piercing?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I want to slap every one of these people that post a picture of their face with some text over it that has nothing to do with their face.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don't use tik Tok, but I assume it was a video. I don't care for it much, but should maybe save the mass slapping for those screwing over healthcare or rent/mortgage costs. Some people use video calls, I do not. Doesn't mean I slap them for calling me that way, I just don't pick up or only answer with voice.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I just wonder... If he face plants... Will it be more painful? Like driving that into your cheek bone seems like it would be uncomfortable.

.... does it have a backing? How's that work?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

As far as I know it has a backing that sits under the skin. Those types of piercing are supposedly very sensitive so it might migrate or reject entirely if it gets knocked

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Who tf is this goober

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