Kids these days...
Avocados used to be an important resource in the tech industry, since they were the only reliable source of new mouse balls.
After the invention of optical mice, experiments showed that the flesh around the mouse ball has an alternative use, for keeping millenials too poor to revolt.
Funny
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You're allowed to say "kill" on the internet.
not on tiktok you're not
Then go somewhere else
The biazzaro rules of TikTok censorship will forever impact the language English and I mourn it
You’re allowed to obfuscate it too.
S*re b*t wh*?
Let's start obfuscating all our words so we don't offend anyone!
L*t's
I didn't mean to use a trigger word. Sorry for any distress I caused you.
tr*gg*r
***gg*r
Leave the bl*ggers out of this
Hard R, yikes
More like the hard *.
Sire bit who?
Yer mum
In this case it looks like the original was on Tiktok, which from my understanding does not like people saying things like "kill"
Whatever your reason, I support your right to have it.
Corporate-owned media can get fucked. Adapting vocabulary to the whims of their feckless advertisers is complicity.
*k** *'m g**ng t* wr*t* l*k* th*s n*w.
You c*nt, doing it that frequently isnt funny its obnoxious
I can't? Or are you calling me a cent?
Or speaking in cant?
Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.
In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is
What's even the point of that? The little table doesn't do shit.
It's meant to keep the top of the box from sagging down and messing up the pizza. Not usually a problem on smaller boxes but happens a lot with larger ones.
I had gone to some pizza place years ago (in Santa Cruz I think) that has chairs to go with the table.
I got a hockey net last time.
I don't really want to look at this man.
FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though
Worth mentioning it'll fruit in half a decade, twice that if it isn't GMO
Can we all just take a moment and look at wtf is going on with that ear?
it looks like an earphone.
I do not want to look
Anyone else wanna yank that piercing out
I don't get the joke. Does he deserve punishment because he has a piercing?
I want to slap every one of these people that post a picture of their face with some text over it that has nothing to do with their face.
I don't use tik Tok, but I assume it was a video. I don't care for it much, but should maybe save the mass slapping for those screwing over healthcare or rent/mortgage costs. Some people use video calls, I do not. Doesn't mean I slap them for calling me that way, I just don't pick up or only answer with voice.
I just wonder... If he face plants... Will it be more painful? Like driving that into your cheek bone seems like it would be uncomfortable.
.... does it have a backing? How's that work?
As far as I know it has a backing that sits under the skin. Those types of piercing are supposedly very sensitive so it might migrate or reject entirely if it gets knocked
Who tf is this goober